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[thevictoriandetective]

[With the fury of a man who studied drama in school, Sherlock madly soliloquies into the radio and sounds like he's shooting the wall with something.]

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!

[Mumbled and incoherent yelling as there are more shots. It's probably a paintball gun, in this dimension, but the sound is still worrisome. Then he gets loud and yells into the radio.]

And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start.

The game's afoot!

[Shakespeare would be proud. Or appalled.]

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[spaghettimonster]

[Accompanied by shots of an entirely different variety, and chanting encouragement of them somewhere in the background, a second voice chimes in.]-

Follow your spirit, and upon this charge...
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

[Alas, as that's the end of a scene, Papyrus trails off to mull over a very important concern.]

...Charge and George almost rhyme. It's so... close. But not close enough.

[thevictoriandetective]

[Sherlock claps loudly, he'd not expected anyone to have any sort of proper or decent drama education around these parts.]

Well done, whoever you are! Suppose it does...a bit...or not. Depends.

[More gunshots.]

[spaghettimonster]

[Papyrus laughs delightedly at the applause. Acknowledgement and praise, too, are pleasures that this place encourages pursuing.]

If they have a strong accent... Good thing it's not supposed to rhyme!

[Maybe Sherlock is watching a very exciting movie. There are some huge televisions around the place.]

[thevictoriandetective]

[And more gunshots. There's a nearby scream. Did he just shoot some poor hapless drunk elf? Yes. Yes he did.]

Are you a fan of Shakespeare?

[He sounds jovial, at least. Some angry shouting in the background.]

[spaghettimonster]

Of course! The Bard's works were so famous! They're a great icebreaker.

[It's a good thing for everybody that this conversation is via radio.

Everybody except the hapless elf and any future targets, anyway.]

[thevictoriandetective]

Any particular favorites?

[The sound of arguing. Another gunshot and the sound of breaking glass. It was certainly a party back there, wasn't it?]

[spaghettimonster]

I'm partial to Hamlet. Especially since I'm a shoo-in for playing Yorick. The tragic silent type... a perfect character for me!

[It sounds like a party with a dozen Undynes, an action film, and maybe that group from the tiki bar he found last night.]

By the way, where are you?