limacharlie | PUBLIC CHANNEL ANNOUNCEMENT, [172.79787] FOLLOW-UP (D53)

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PUBLIC CHANNEL ANNOUNCEMENT, [172.79787] FOLLOW-UP (D53)

Attention, everybody!!! Do I have your attention? I hope so.

You must be wondering what I, your very great janitor, am doing, making an announcement. But, fear not! There is no emergency mess. I am not calling for back-up.

Rather, I am the new owner of a magic item, that lets me make beautiful sand sculptures! Did you see a sand Papyrus on your way to the city? I hope it brightened your day!

My announcement is: I am willing to create sand sculptures for you! If you have any requests, call me! My frequency is 172.79787. I can make all kinds of things! Or if you want to borrow the ring.

For secret, surprise requests... Come find me, and ask in person! And ask in a very quiet voice. I think that's the best way.

Over! And out!

[OOC: Please mention if you're responding on the public channel, Papyrus' channel, or in-person. And feel free to threadjack, I welcome threads about your characters brainstorming or teasing each other about prank ideas.]

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Can ya make one of those of me so I can catch a few z's?

I bet nobody'd even notice the difference.

SANS.

[Where does he even begin?]

This is the public channel!! Everyone just heard you!

Is that a bad thing?

Now no one will be fooled! That ruins the whole point.

[Wait, don't encourage your brother's avoidance of work.]

And you're cluttering the air waves! I told everyone to reply to my channel.

But then no one would know I'm shirking my duties?

[And what would the fun in that be.]

You shouldn't be shirking your duties in the first place!!!

Well, I'm not shirking them yet.

Not in that way. I'm sure you're shirking them somehow.

I guess I'm chatting with you on the radio instead of watching for trouble? Does that count?

YES THAT COUNTS!

...Oh my god. I'm helping you skip out of work! Sans!! Unless you have something more to say about my sculptures, I'm hanging up now!!

[You can't really 'hang up' a radio, since then no one else could talk to him either, but Sans chooses to change the subject instead of pointing that out.]

Oh right, those. The ones I saw coming back from the city were pretty high caliber. Been wondering how you were pulling that off underwater.

[It was an empty threat, but it served its intended function; letting him pay attention to something other than his brother's work ethic. Another success for master manipulator Papyrus.]

Now you know! A magical tool, one that makes sand stick, just like snow! And like I have coloring agents.

You'll have to give me a spin on it later.

[He knows how much Papyrus appreciates his 'art'.]

[Not that he's going to admit it encourage it.]

Indeed I should! You might like it. It's surprisingly intuitive. Takes focused will, visualization, and time to use.

I think you don't even need to move.

[Imagine how easy it would be to create something besides a lump, brother.]

My request is for more sand Papyruses.

Edited 2017-02-03 15:13 (UTC)

I'm happy to oblige!!!

Edited 2017-02-03 15:16 (UTC)

Good, I think you should especially place them in supervisor grove, just so we know we're especially safe from messes.

[Like the kind that could be made from giant sand statues of skeletons.]

In the supervisor's grove... Are you asking me to put a ring of statuary around my brother's trailer? A sound idea! But it might not stop him. His messes have never been scared of me.

I mean, it's worth a shot? He's not the only messy one over here either. You wouldn't believe what the inside of Joker's trailer looks like.

If you're saying that to the brother of Sans...

[Papyrus shudders so hard that the sound of rattling bones carries over the radio.]

You should make a really big sand castle! One that's big enough to live in.

There is space in the backyard...

You should do it, then! Maybe it'll come with us when we move.

Consider it done!

...In a few days. It will take even me a little while to move that much sand.

Edited (autopiloted from a texting meme) 2017-02-04 19:24 (UTC)

Awesome! Make sure to let me know when it's done!

I'm Sora, by the way. I don't think we've met.

I don't recognize your name... But, that hardly means anything. I don't remember lots of peoples' names.

Have you met a tall, handsome skeleton, who's currently part-lobster? If so, then we've met!

Um... Nope, I don't think so. I guess we haven't met, then.

A shame, but one we can easily remedy. You can watch me in action!

[Moving the sand with the ring is faster than watching paint dry, but it's not exactly fireballs or haste spells.]

Yeah, that'd be cool!

What else have you made so far?

A lot of sand Papyruses, and a few bones when I first got it.

It's important to start with the bare bone basics.

You can create anything? And only sand?

I, master sculptor Papyrus, can create anything at all! Provided I have materials and sufficient time. Nyeh heh heh!

But yes, the magic only works on sand. Maybe somebody else has a way to turn sand into other materials? You could ask around!

Edited 2017-02-05 18:33 (UTC)

I was mostly curious about if you had ever tried making ice sculptures.

[Because this guy is obviously quite talented and Yuuri's pretty sure ice wouldn't be an issue for him.]

Do your sand sculptures stay? I mean, can they be destroyed or will the magic keep them safe?

Not ice, but plenty of snow sculptures. Sand isn't much different from snow, if you look at it the right way.

[Made of particles, with pressure and magic to make it stick.]

Hmmm. I don't know! I could go try to break one and find out.

I guess that's true.

[He'd never really thought about it that way.]

Wait--I don't want--don't break your sculptures! I was just curious if you knew or not!

Oh, pshht. I can remake it. They are masterpieces, of course, but each work is only more masterful than the last.

[Not that there's any sounds of him moving or breaking sand over the radio.]

[Whoever this guy is, he's rather entertaining to talk to and Yuuri can't help but laugh softly at his semi-gloating.]

I'm sure anything you make will look fantastic. I just don't want people missing out on each masterpiece you make.

[Papyrus gasps at the very suggestion.]

It's true, that would be tragic! I should make a tour map to all the sculptures so far. They're a little bit scattered...

You should! Then everyone could visit them whenever they wanted!

I'll post them up in the mess hall!!

I'll keep an eye out for it!

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Yeah, no probably not XD

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