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PUBLIC CHANNEL ANNOUNCEMENT, [172.79787] FOLLOW-UP (D53)
Attention, everybody!!! Do I have your attention? I hope so.
You must be wondering what I, your very great janitor, am doing, making an announcement. But, fear not! There is no emergency mess. I am not calling for back-up.
Rather, I am the new owner of a magic item, that lets me make beautiful sand sculptures! Did you see a sand Papyrus on your way to the city? I hope it brightened your day!
My announcement is: I am willing to create sand sculptures for you! If you have any requests, call me! My frequency is 172.79787. I can make all kinds of things! Or if you want to borrow the ring.
For secret, surprise requests... Come find me, and ask in person! And ask in a very quiet voice. I think that's the best way.
Over! And out!
[OOC: Please mention if you're responding on the public channel, Papyrus' channel, or in-person. And feel free to threadjack, I welcome threads about your characters brainstorming or teasing each other about prank ideas.]
You must be wondering what I, your very great janitor, am doing, making an announcement. But, fear not! There is no emergency mess. I am not calling for back-up.
Rather, I am the new owner of a magic item, that lets me make beautiful sand sculptures! Did you see a sand Papyrus on your way to the city? I hope it brightened your day!
My announcement is: I am willing to create sand sculptures for you! If you have any requests, call me! My frequency is 172.79787. I can make all kinds of things! Or if you want to borrow the ring.
For secret, surprise requests... Come find me, and ask in person! And ask in a very quiet voice. I think that's the best way.
Over! And out!
[OOC: Please mention if you're responding on the public channel, Papyrus' channel, or in-person. And feel free to threadjack, I welcome threads about your characters brainstorming or teasing each other about prank ideas.]
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I bet nobody'd even notice the difference.
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[Where does he even begin?]
This is the public channel!! Everyone just heard you!
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[Wait, don't encourage your brother's avoidance of work.]
And you're cluttering the air waves! I told everyone to reply to my channel.
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[And what would the fun in that be.]
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...Oh my god. I'm helping you skip out of work! Sans!! Unless you have something more to say about my sculptures, I'm hanging up now!!
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Oh right, those. The ones I saw coming back from the city were pretty high caliber. Been wondering how you were pulling that off underwater.
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Now you know! A magical tool, one that makes sand stick, just like snow! And like I have coloring agents.
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[He knows how much Papyrus appreciates his 'art'.]
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Indeed I should! You might like it. It's surprisingly intuitive. Takes focused will, visualization, and time to use.
I think you don't even need to move.
[Imagine how easy it would be to create something besides a lump, brother.]
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[Like the kind that could be made from giant sand statues of skeletons.]
still public, oops.
good
but where's the surprise
[Papyrus shudders so hard that the sound of rattling bones carries over the radio.]
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...In a few days. It will take even me a little while to move that much sand.
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I'm Sora, by the way. I don't think we've met.
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Have you met a tall, handsome skeleton, who's currently part-lobster? If so, then we've met!
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Let's face it, neither of these goofs is going to get off the public channel
[Moving the sand with the ring is faster than watching paint dry, but it's not exactly fireballs or haste spells.]
Yeah, no probably not XD
What else have you made so far?
The carnival is full of professionals who take their jobs seriously :P
It's important to start with the bare bone basics.
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But yes, the magic only works on sand. Maybe somebody else has a way to turn sand into other materials? You could ask around!
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[Because this guy is obviously quite talented and Yuuri's pretty sure ice wouldn't be an issue for him.]
Do your sand sculptures stay? I mean, can they be destroyed or will the magic keep them safe?
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[Made of particles, with pressure and magic to make it stick.]
Hmmm. I don't know! I could go try to break one and find out.
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[He'd never really thought about it that way.]
Wait--I don't want--don't break your sculptures! I was just curious if you knew or not!
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[Not that there's any sounds of him moving or breaking sand over the radio.]
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I'm sure anything you make will look fantastic. I just don't want people missing out on each masterpiece you make.
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It's true, that would be tragic! I should make a tour map to all the sculptures so far. They're a little bit scattered...
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