[It's a not terribly cheerful Psi greeting you on the radio today. In fact, his annoyance is palpable though he tries his best to restrain it.]
Are there any individuals here from species with... Alternative romantic relationships, by which I mean romantic relationships not motivated purely by... Love.
Barring that, I'm wondering if anyone here with experience fighting psionics is interested in... Sparring.
So... how many people here are comfortable with casual sex? I'm asking explicitly about people who might be interested right now, to be clear.
[For something out of Foster's mouth, it's pretty well censored, honestly; he's spent a long time fighting with the urge to do this.]
Don't worry, I'm down for absolutely anything, the harder the better! I'm in trailer 18, so you can, ah... I'm easy to find.
- Tags:annabelle blishwick, ashleigh mischief, doll, foster van denend, hinawa, jamie hemeros, lambert, lars, lauren, susan, tamaki yotsuba, the psiioniic
[There's some feedback noises at first, because Hinawa has no idea how to use the magic talky box.]
Hello, everyone! Is this working? Can you hear me?
I'd like to remind everyone to please take care of themselves while out on the islands. The weather is lovely, but the sun can get very hot! Make sure to wear a hat, or feel free to take some coconut oil from the cookhouse. And be sure to drink plenty of water! I would hate to see anyone get sick from the heat.
Okay! We've got a few more newbies so the mandatory ice breaker game is two truths and two lies! Say two things about yourself that are true and two that are a lie, and then everyone else well try and guess which ones are the lies. Got it?
I'll go first:
My blood is yellow.
I was hatched with four eyes and four horns.
Purple is my favorite color.
I'm a wanted criminal on my home planet.
[OOC: Respond with your own truths and lies and answer each other, or ask Psi about his. Threadjacking is encouraged!]
- Tags:annabelle blishwick, ashleigh mischief, chiaki nanami, foster, ginko, greg universe, hinawa, jamie hemeros, john childermass, joker, jonathan strange, lambert, lars, miko nakadai, mutou yuugi, papyrus, renzo shima, rin okumura, sans, snake, sora, steven universe, tamaki yotsuba, the psiioniic
[ Now that a day's gone by with nobody trying to put a hit on the Ringmaster, it's the PERFECT time to ask his creepy questions. ]
How many of you have died before, whether on your world or at the Carnival? You don't have to answer if you don't want to, I understand this might be a sore subject for some.
And if you have died, how were you brought back to life? Please try to be as detailed in your answer as possible.
[ just asked like no big deal, there's nothing weird about asking how people died in the slightest. c: ]
- Tags:gongenzaka, hinawa, jamie hemeros, jimmy novak, john childermass, jonathan strange, lambert, mutou yuugi, papyrus, sans, sherlock holmes, sora, tamaki yotsuba, the psiioniic
Out of curiosity, you know, for no particular reason at all, is anyone truly unhappy about being held against their will in this Carnival? What would you do if you had a chance to be free of your contract?
[If there's injustice about, he's got a motive for...certain activities that he believes could free them all from this Carnival.]
[Early Day 55, all of the radios's screens will light up green, as they do when the Ringmaster speaks. Despite the message she is delivering, she actually sounds quite at ease.]
Hello, everyone. I am obligated to report to you that I have lost my abilities and have become mortal, for the time being! This means that for the next little while, I will be as easy to kill as any one of you, and won't be able to perform any of my spectacular feats of magic. So, don't become the target of any terrible curses in the next little while, hmm? I wouldn't recommend telling the merfolk of my state, either.
I assure you, this is not a lie or a trick, I am merely informing you out of solemn duty. It should not cause problems in the long run, but there may be minor inconvenience over the next few days. Don't ask me how this happened because I'm not going to tell you.
You may complete your performances for the week as expected, and I will update you when circumstances have changed.
Any questions?[Follow up log is here.]
- Tags:!ringmaster, greg universe, hinawa, jimmy novak, jonathan strange, katsuki yuuri, koel babic, papyrus, phichit chulanont, sherlock holmes, sora, susan, tamaki yotsuba, zecora
[The day after the Ringmaster's public address, the public channel comes alive again, this time with the voice of Koel Babic. Her voice is quiet, but firm.]
Good morning, everyone. This is Koel Babic, your Head Cook.
Starting tomorrow, the Warden and the Ringmaster has authorized an instructor to hold weekly basic training classes, after carnival hours. All employees will be required to attend the first meeting in order for the instructor to ascertain everyone's defensive and offensive capabilities; after this first meeting, only those who do not pass a preliminary assessment will need to attend.
Oh, and the Supervisors - myself included - will be more than willing to personally escort you to the meeting, should you somehow conveniently forget to attend. I simply recommend you don't inconvenience them. Absence based on injury or illness will be accepted so long as our Doctor, Zecora, has confirmed its legitimacy, but you will be expected to attend the next meeting if that is the case.
[A brief pause.]
That is all.
- Tags:alois trancy, greg universe, hinawa, john childermass, joker, jonathan strange, koel babic, lars, lauren, mutou yuugi, sora, susan, tamaki yotsuba, the psiioniic, yukine miyazawa, zecora
[He sounds uncharacteristically unsure. He felt marginally better about asking through this means, at least he didn't actually have to face anyone.]
Does anyone else around here...uh...have to contend with reptilian traits?