[She groans with the tedium of it, making no attempt to conceal her lack of interest in this.]

That's not really what I said, young man. I said that each individual has physical and spiritual qualities that make them more appropriate recipients of certain types of faeish traits. As such, I am saying that you may have the prerequisite spiritual "DNA" [You can hear the hand quotes] that makes your being a fertile ground for aquatic aspects to take root.

Are you satisfied?