... oh, right... I can actually tell you. See, normally, I'd have to make something up, since I'm not technically supposed to talk about this stuff, and, back home, I would be literally unable to tell you anyway. But I'm pretty sure you'd forget it if you ever got to my world anyway, so, hey. Anything goes here, apparently.

It's also kind of complicated, though... you sure you've got time for this story, my man?