Well, in that case, alright.

The short version is, uh... there was this cup, a "chalice," that could control time, sort of. My associates and I were sent in to retrieve it, because if that thing got into the wrong hands, it would be bad news bears for everyone.

That's... kinda what we do, back home. We go out and get these powerful magical items, and then blow them up back at our moonbase so nobody else can use 'em.