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limacharlie2017-09-09 07:12 pm
atouts) wrote in limacharlie2017-09-09 07:12 pm
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PUBLIC CHANNEL - D158
[ And now for something unrelated to Pokemon, faeries, and even Greysol, delivered in his more or less constant deadpan, as if this news, in particular, is somehow as exciting as watching paint dry. ]
If you are a carnival worker who has been given an extra job under the Acquisitioner, I would highly suggest answering this as soon as you possibly can. Failing that, I will come find you.
[ Definitely not a threat... right? It doesn't sound like one, honestly, but considering he can show up anywhere that has enough shadows in it, well... ]
For the rest of you, and assuming there are some who are new among you, this is John Childermass. I've been promoted from magician to a supervisory role. If you are in need of something being collected for you that the carnival is currently unable to provide, submit a request through your supervisor.
If you are lacking in one, we can work something else out. [ And here, there's a pause. A very, very short one, but one nonetheless. ] Assuming, of course, that you aren't a blatant troublemaker or asking for anything ridiculous.
[ That's all, folks. You are now free to continue on with your day. ]
If you are a carnival worker who has been given an extra job under the Acquisitioner, I would highly suggest answering this as soon as you possibly can. Failing that, I will come find you.
[ Definitely not a threat... right? It doesn't sound like one, honestly, but considering he can show up anywhere that has enough shadows in it, well... ]
For the rest of you, and assuming there are some who are new among you, this is John Childermass. I've been promoted from magician to a supervisory role. If you are in need of something being collected for you that the carnival is currently unable to provide, submit a request through your supervisor.
If you are lacking in one, we can work something else out. [ And here, there's a pause. A very, very short one, but one nonetheless. ] Assuming, of course, that you aren't a blatant troublemaker or asking for anything ridiculous.
[ That's all, folks. You are now free to continue on with your day. ]
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Well I'm kind of like a ghost, so. Without my fake body, these scrubs don't even know I'm here. Whatcha want?
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[ Although, assuming most of the carnival isn't used to that word... ]
Which is to say three police officer hats. Their uniform ones, not just any they might own. Don't get caught, do no harm, and watch out for their daemons.
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Pffftttt. I could do that with both hands tied behind my back. White, you wanna do it?
[His Daemon's voice is every bit as distorted and reverb-y as Zangetsu's, but lacks his lighthearted tone] And have to touch those filthy humans? Tch. Only if I get to take a bite of their daemons.
That's a no, then, since the man DID just say not to do any harm. Lame. Fine, maybe one hand tied behind my back.
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I feel like I should reiterate no harm a second time just for your daemon. I may not have eyes everywhere, but finding out that a few officers were harmed by a ghost would not be a difficult feat to hear about in a world that fears specters already.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. I'll keep her on a leash, don't worry. I'll bring you your stupid hats before nightfall.