Hey, I can sleep wherever I need to. Beds are optional. Besides, I don't see how I under--
[ ...
Huh.
Huh.
The logical side of his brain says there's no way she actually put a bomb under their beds ahead of time to plan for this specific occasion, but then again she's been anything but logical from the first time he spoke to her. He should really expect anything to be possible when she's on the scene, which is exciting but also kind of annoying when it's used against him.
But that's fine. It's fine! This is fine.
She's still on top of him, so he'll take the opportunity to reach up, grab her by the shoulders, and roll both her and himself to the side - placing her directly between himself and whatever's ticking. If it's a bomb, she can die for all he cares - her body and his aura should be enough to protect him. He'll have a mess to clean up and some explaining to do, but eh. Whatever. ]
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[ ...
Huh.
Huh.
The logical side of his brain says there's no way she actually put a bomb under their beds ahead of time to plan for this specific occasion, but then again she's been anything but logical from the first time he spoke to her. He should really expect anything to be possible when she's on the scene, which is exciting but also kind of annoying when it's used against him.
But that's fine. It's fine! This is fine.
She's still on top of him, so he'll take the opportunity to reach up, grab her by the shoulders, and roll both her and himself to the side - placing her directly between himself and whatever's ticking. If it's a bomb, she can die for all he cares - her body and his aura should be enough to protect him. He'll have a mess to clean up and some explaining to do, but eh. Whatever. ]