[ He does come out, because peeing is a finite activity. He half expects to come back out to the sight of half the trailer being on fire, because why the hell not, so it's almost a relief to find her trying to start a conversation instead. ]

The moon. I'm an alien tasked with scouting out mankind's weaknesses so we know just how to strike when our invasion force comes knocking.

[ "Lie aggressively" apparently means "lie obviously" ]

I have antennae and everything. They're just really tiny.