She made you, Doctor? I don't mean to question her judgement but you don't exactly have the best bedside manner.

You sound so stiff. Try to relax. Here, let me help:

Hello, my dear carnival family. I have humbly accepted the position of your new Doctor, Herbert West. Because I care about the state of your well being I would highly appreciate it if you would all come in for a check up. I understand a lot of you are wary given my stiff attitude, my inexperience at talking to people like they are actual human beings, and the fact I never change my clothes. It only shows how dedicated I am to my work.

Thank you, with love, Your Doctor~♥