I've met very few [read: no] aliens here. If I see an age that appears significantly different from what I expect, I can simply ask the person and made an addendum to their form.

[And then the pen question actually trips him up.

There was totally a pen on that clipboard earlier.

Did someone steal his pen?

Thankfully, it isn't one of the pens he bought on the moon, just a generic option, but it's still frustrating, and he grabs another pen for Mari out of a drawer with a quick, sharp movement.]

I can't accept forms written in blood anyway.