144.98750 [Public Channel, Day 76]

[spaghettimonster]

Wow! Is everyone seeing this? Everything's covered in snow!

[Exciting news, everyone who hasn't woken up yet.]

This is so nostalgic. I almost feel homesick!

Comments

[whattaprick]

Why the hell is there snow in the Carnival?

[ GROSS. Does their trailer even have any way to get warm or is he going to have to set something on fire. ]

Let me know when it's gone.

[spaghettimonster]

If anyone knows, they haven't fessed up...

[Maybe this radio chatter will guilt them into a confession.]

If it goes away, I'll let you know! Don't get your hopes up, my experience with snow... is that it sticks around.

[whattaprick]

If it wasn't the Ringmaster herself ...

[ But he trails off at that, something occurring to him. ]

Ah, shit.

[spaghettimonster]

Lambert...

Did you leave a mysterious snowfall generator running?

that icon and this tag anskdkf

[whattaprick]

Why would I even have one of those?

No, I just remembered something.

pros of paids: accurate icons for all kinds of tones of voice, even shitposty ones

[spaghettimonster]

Who knows, those sorts of things just come up sometimes.

But you raise a good point! It could be the Ringmaster. She doesn't always announce things.

[Key point: Surprise, you're all underwater now.]

one day i'll get this idiot one ... ONE DAY...

[whattaprick]

Maybe. She did put a whole lake and a mountain without warning.

some characters i'm fine without, but some... man.

[spaghettimonster]

Exactly!!! It's equally likely she gave snow warning for this, too.

[whattaprick]

Wish she'd stop leaving us out in the cold.

[spaghettimonster]

Hey, you're good at this! I didn't expect it!!

[whattaprick]

Hah. Witcher's gotta be more than just a pretty face.

[spaghettimonster]

...When do witchers need to pun? And why?

[whattaprick]

[ Completely deadpan: ]

Some monsters take more than a silver sword to beat. Sometimes it takes a silver tongue.

[spaghettimonster]

How unfortunate for tongueless people everywhere...