[Public Channel] - Day 90

[thevictoriandetective]

The next person that tries to use this thing to fish for potential partners, I will personally light on fire.

Comments

[spaghettimonster]

Maybe we should start a newspaper... so we can have a classifieds section!

[thevictoriandetective]

Agreed. It'd be a lot better than hearing about it. And there needs to be gossip columns.

[spaghettimonster]

Would gossip columns really cut down the radio chatter...?

[thevictoriandetective]

I want to say yes.

I really want to say yes.

[spaghettimonster]

Complaining on the radio is instant gratification! Writing an article just lacks that special something.

If only we had a small internet...

[thevictoriandetective]

Then it's perfectly acceptable for me to light them on fire for being simpletons.

Yes. We need one desperately.

[spaghettimonster]

Rumor has it... If we've been here long enough, and do our jobs well, we could inquire about whether the Ringmaster knows where to pick up some internet... things. Or maybe the Acquisitioner?

[Okay, so he doesn't actually know what tech stuff goes into computers and network connections.]

[thevictoriandetective]

I...don't know if it'll work, but if someone can manage it, I would be eternally grateful. I really don't know how a router would connect though...magical Wifi?

[spaghettimonster]

Huh? Is there anything besides magical wifi... Oh, right, humans.

threadjack

[pipers_son]

Nope.

[spaghettimonster]

I don't know which of you to believe!!

[pipers_son]

Dibs on seniority!

[wild_magic]

What if we're looking for partners for someone else? Then who gets lit on fire, us or them?

[thevictoriandetective]

Both of you.

[wild_magic]

Oh, but what if I'm looking for someone for you, then will you light yourself on fire?

[thevictoriandetective]

If I'm that far gone to be actively looking for someone, much less someone on this public channel. please set me on fire.

[destiny_key]

That's a bit... overkill, isn't it?

[Not that Sora likes all this personal stuff on the radio; it makes him feel like he should be covering his ears every time it comes on.]

[thevictoriandetective]

Nope. It's not.

[destiny_key]

I mean... it's not like it's against the rules.

[It's gross, but not illegal.]

[thevictoriandetective]

It's annoying. That's a tremendous offense in my book.

[sunflowerfields]

I agree this isn't an appropriate place for it, but surely it's not worth threatening violence over?

[thevictoriandetective]

It's a shame its come to this, but fires are a pretty good motivator, apparently.