[PUBLIC CHANNEL] DAY 88 - RE: FOSTER'S MUSHI DICK PLOT

[osteothropy]

Hey.

Foster. The human living in Trailer #18.

You better look alive, 'cause you ain't foolin' anybody.

Hand over the plants or the stuffed animal gets it.

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[osteothropy]

[Sans will let that punctuate his threat, before continuing a short while later.]

Also, why d'ya have so much Atlantean gold stocked up in here? It's kind of weird.

A LITTLE LATER

[osteothropy]

Sorry ta say, but I'm gunna have to confiscate all of this as evidence.

Return the plant unharmed and maybe we can make a trade.

[NOT HERE]

[control_freak]

[Ill-gotten prostitution money.

Sans, if he told you how he got it, would you still want it?

Because at that point, you are welcome to it!]

[osteothropy]

[Sure, why the hell not?

Free money, whoo!

And hey, it ain't ill gotten if you work for it.]

[control_freak]

[Enjoy your tainted goods, then... maybe if he's lucky, you'll think of him whenever you look at it!

And by 'think of him,' he means 'experience a moment of disgust.']

[forkedroad]

I hope when it becomes clear that I'm innocent, you return that gold. Half of it is mine.

[that is a lie she's made up on the spot but she's also deciding, at this second, it is true]

Also, for the record: I have no idea what you're talking about, and I don't appreciate your groundless disrespect. Foster's foolishness, if he is indeed guilty, is his own. I am not his keeper.

[osteothropy]

But you do own half his gold.

Or so you say.

[forkedroad]

Of course I do. It's my due penance for living with him.