Day 104, Public channel

[detonarrator]

Hey so speaking of cops, anybody in the Security departments want to elaborately act out a buddy cop movie with me. I call idiot rookie cop who screws everything up in act 1.

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[osteothropy]

Tag yourself, I'm the police chief 5 days from retirement.

[detonarrator]

How many hours do I have to solve the case? I gotta know.

[osteothropy]

Ehh... Let's go with 24. That's the classic.

[detonarrator]

I'm indignant at this seemingly impossible task, but inspired to go right my wrongs from earlier.


....But I'm still buddiless so maybe we should hold off until I have a stoic partner to teach to loosen up.

[osteothropy]

Vincent's back in town, isn't he?

[detonarrator]

Yo! My cousin's back? That's perfect. Now I guess we need like? A dead body or a kidnapped president's daughter. Does RM have any relatives?

[Note: Sophie and Vincent are not actually cousins. Sophie wanted to call him 'Vinny' but he objected, so she went with 'My Cousin' to keep the reference.]

[osteothropy]

Not that you'd wanna meet, I'd bet.

But Carly's probably close enough.

[detonarrator]

Fair. So I guess we're just missing a villain now?

i def have to hit this with carly later for cr reasons BUT...

[otoko]

...buddy cop..?

[Someone's got a Big Storm Comin.]

wonderful. New movie night: Hot Fuzz

[detonarrator]

Yeah in my world there's like- [An awkward pause where she momentarily forgets that vague hand gestures don't travel through radio waves.] -stories that always have one guy who follows all the rules, and one who doesn't. They have to solve a crime together and Learn the Value of Cooperation by the end.


A lot of them suck, but they're all funny.

oh my god please

[otoko]

So...it is a comedy film?

[Careful Gon, or someone's going to have to invite themselves over with VHS tapes and DVDs-]

Re: oh my god please

[detonarrator]

Yeah. Well it's lots of comedy films. It's a whole genre at this point.

[otoko]

I-Is that so...

...I, the man Gongenzaka, have never seen one....

A film like that, I mean! I, the man Gongenzaka, have certainly seen a general comedy... [Let's just make sure THAT distinction is clear.]

[perverses]

Only if I get to shoot out the window of our cop car during a high-speed chase.

[detonarrator]

Nice, nice, I love it. You aren't nearly grumpy enough to be my straight laced partner though. How about ex-con, or initial suspect who reluctantly joins the team when shit gets real?

[perverses]

The second one! I can totally do the second one. The kid with a record but he didn't do it this time! He's been framed!