Day 69 // Public Channel

[psionichax0r]

She said I'm supposed to be patrol... So if you're in charge of patrol let me know what I should actually be doing.

[You know, besides setting up a tent, because that's not going to happen. The voice has a slight lisp, the speaker unknown as he doesn't bother to introduce himself.]

Also, why are we here?

Comments

[moonfang]

Yer on patrol, huh? Well, lucky you, there ain't much to "patrol" here. Just try and keep those shadowy owl things away from everyone's shit and you should be square.

[psionichax0r]

Shadowy owl things?

[moonfang]

Shadowy owl things! I think they're technically called "mothmen", but they look like weird owls with bright red eyes. They come around at night, mostly, and they're awful hard ta get a good look at. But they spook off easy enough.

[psionichax0r]

Kay, and why should I care if they steal your shit?

[Because as far as he's concerned it's only protecting people that he's supposed to care about.]

[moonfang]

Because yer on patrol, and that means you should give a damn if peoples' shit gets stole, idiot. What, not a team player?

[psionichax0r]

All I was told to do was stop fights.

[moonfang]

Tch! Well, I guess if ya just wanna be bored. There's nothing to fight, here.

[psionichax0r]

Chasing off a bunch of featherbeasts doesn't really sound that entertaining either.

[moonfang]

Better than the alternative, I think. But hey, I get bored real easy.

[psionichax0r]

Sitting around in case birds come so you can shoe them away is your better alternative?

[Because even bashing your head against a rock sounded like a better way to pass time to Sollux.]

[moonfang]

Well then, smart ass, what do YOU suggest?