So, what you're saying here is that, essentially, we're completely boned? I mean, I can't speak for most of the carnival, as I'm pretty sure I've never even spoken to half of you out there-- in which case hi, I'm Taako from TV, it's a pleasure-- but out of the handful of people I've met, I can say with certainty that most of them would likely end up stabbing themselves trying to sort out how to hold a fork correctly, and at least one person here is seemingly allergic to shirts.