scientificist: (Confident)
Herbert West ([personal profile] scientificist) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2017-11-24 02:40 pm

Public Channel | Day B11, Morning

[Without bothering to announce himself, Herbert just starts speaking over the radio. His voice is, at least, pretty distinctive, soft and measured and nasal. Probably recognisable as the guy on the first cure announcement.

Who needs names anyway, right? The information is most important.]


The cure for the venom has been completed. For those with the symptom of petrification the procedure is, twofold: a single dose transdermally applied medication as well as a medicinal beverage—those not demonstrating petrification need only ingest the latter. The transdermal medication is formulated in the shape of a solid sphere that will dissolve and subsequently effervesce to distribute itself in water--ideally for use in one of the various, lunar spas for a period of no less than 8 minutes. I…would advise drinking the beverage either after or at least 6 hours before the bath or else, make certain you are supervised…

[Dammit, Lambert. There is so much alcohol in that half of the cure.]

I will be at the small cabin just to the left of the entrance for, those who want to collect their medication—someone will deliver it otherwise. I am, additionally staying on the radio to answer any questions you may have.


[ooc: The cure is here! It's... a weird herbal alcoholic beverage (THANKS, LAMBERT) and uh. Basically the Ectoplasm jelly bath bomb from LUSH. Please call Herbert out on accidentally inventing the bath bomb. The bomb is purple and segmented on the outside and smells of citrus. Once it's been put in water it oozes diluted bright green slime with magic sparkles in it. It glows slightly. The slime permeates the stone and gradually turns it back to flesh. The drink tastes like drinking a herb garden and alcohol. It rejuvenates you from the poison effects and also you'll get drunk. Sorry, kids. Medieval Poland.]
whattaprick: (back the fuck up)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2017-11-24 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you breathe underwater? If the answer is yes, then it's not dangerous. If the answer is no, I'd listen to West.
Edited 2017-11-24 23:26 (UTC)
pipers_son: (leyline) (And the cops told us we were all)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2017-11-24 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
....Lambert. Quick question, if ya don't mind?
pipers_son: (leyline) (FYI I found your friend asleep in my)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2017-11-24 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
How does a medicine threaten ta drown ya?
whattaprick: (smug as fuck)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2017-11-24 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
When one of the side effects is knocking you out for a nap. A long one.
pipers_son: (leyline) ("Five things that make you perfect. Go.")

[personal profile] pipers_son 2017-11-24 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so it's just that.

I'll admit... I thought it'd be worse.
pipers_son: (leyline) (I would never do this in real life.)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2017-11-24 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it could be worse. Anyway, I think it would be a bit hard for me ta drawn in one of these tubs, personally.

Can't speak for anyone else, of course.
whattaprick: (you've got explaining to do)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2017-11-24 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
So did I.

[ Though, it's probably best the ingredient list isn't public. Who knows who'd drink it after that... ]
pipers_son: (iconography) (Just threw all the fireworks into the)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2017-11-24 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Reassurin', Lambert. Probably best I don't ask, huh?
whattaprick: (read my lips)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2017-11-25 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ignorance is bliss, what can I say?
pipers_son: (iconography) (Did you ever find your cellphone?)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2017-11-25 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Duly noted. I'll ask again when I don't feel like shit.