Public Channel | Day B11, Morning

[scientificist]

[Without bothering to announce himself, Herbert just starts speaking over the radio. His voice is, at least, pretty distinctive, soft and measured and nasal. Probably recognisable as the guy on the first cure announcement.

Who needs names anyway, right? The information is most important.]

The cure for the venom has been completed. For those with the symptom of petrification the procedure is, twofold: a single dose transdermally applied medication as well as a medicinal beverage—those not demonstrating petrification need only ingest the latter. The transdermal medication is formulated in the shape of a solid sphere that will dissolve and subsequently effervesce to distribute itself in water--ideally for use in one of the various, lunar spas for a period of no less than 8 minutes. I…would advise drinking the beverage either after or at least 6 hours before the bath or else, make certain you are supervised…

[Dammit, Lambert. There is so much alcohol in that half of the cure.]

I will be at the small cabin just to the left of the entrance for, those who want to collect their medication—someone will deliver it otherwise. I am, additionally staying on the radio to answer any questions you may have.


[ooc: The cure is here! It's... a weird herbal alcoholic beverage (THANKS, LAMBERT) and uh. Basically the Ectoplasm jelly bath bomb from LUSH. Please call Herbert out on accidentally inventing the bath bomb. The bomb is purple and segmented on the outside and smells of citrus. Once it's been put in water it oozes diluted bright green slime with magic sparkles in it. It glows slightly. The slime permeates the stone and gradually turns it back to flesh. The drink tastes like drinking a herb garden and alcohol. It rejuvenates you from the poison effects and also you'll get drunk. Sorry, kids. Medieval Poland.]

Comments

[soft_focus]

Umn....

So I just have to drink it?

[.........This is a Very Small Child speaking.]

[osteothropy]

Yeah, so, when he says to watch it with the drinkable part? He means it. That stuff hits hard.

[Sans mostly sounds amuse though. He totally passed out in the hot tub when they were doing the trial.]

[kingsroads]

We've tested the cure on a few subjects already, but if for some reason you have an adverse reaction, seek me out and I'll break that magic.

[ or just suffer through it. Tbh, that might be less degrading. ]

[pipers_son]

Hey, if anyone wants ta save time, or not be alone, or just need a drinkin' buddy, I can see one of those spas he just mentioned from where I'm stayin', and it should be big enough for quite a few people~.

[And he'll give directions before anyone can tell him this is a questionable idea.]

[whattaprick]

[ And here's his helpful chime-in: ]

Depending on how bad you got it, it could take more than one round of treatment to get rid of it all. [ Like, you know, if your lower half is basically rock. Still, he sounds like he's in a better mood than he's been in for a while. ]

Taking more of it at once isn't going to make it work any faster, so stick to the recommended dosage or you're not going to have a good time.

[espigeon]

Is some of it based on body weight? I'm pretty heavy, but not as heavy as I look. Hollow bones and so on.

Also your topical treatment sounds like a bath bomb. Is it gonna leave people sparkling?