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limacharlie2017-11-24 02:40 pm
scientificist) wrote in limacharlie2017-11-24 02:40 pm
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Public Channel | Day B11, Morning
[Without bothering to announce himself, Herbert just starts speaking over the radio. His voice is, at least, pretty distinctive, soft and measured and nasal. Probably recognisable as the guy on the first cure announcement.
Who needs names anyway, right? The information is most important.]
The cure for the venom has been completed. For those with the symptom of petrification the procedure is, twofold: a single dose transdermally applied medication as well as a medicinal beverage—those not demonstrating petrification need only ingest the latter. The transdermal medication is formulated in the shape of a solid sphere that will dissolve and subsequently effervesce to distribute itself in water--ideally for use in one of the various, lunar spas for a period of no less than 8 minutes. I…would advise drinking the beverage either after or at least 6 hours before the bath or else, make certain you are supervised…
[Dammit, Lambert. There is so much alcohol in that half of the cure.]
I will be at the small cabin just to the left of the entrance for, those who want to collect their medication—someone will deliver it otherwise. I am, additionally staying on the radio to answer any questions you may have.
[ooc: The cure is here! It's... a weird herbal alcoholic beverage (THANKS, LAMBERT) and uh. Basically the Ectoplasm jelly bath bomb from LUSH. Please call Herbert out on accidentally inventing the bath bomb. The bomb is purple and segmented on the outside and smells of citrus. Once it's been put in water it oozes diluted bright green slime with magic sparkles in it. It glows slightly. The slime permeates the stone and gradually turns it back to flesh. The drink tastes like drinking a herb garden and alcohol. It rejuvenates you from the poison effects and also you'll get drunk. Sorry, kids. Medieval Poland.]
Who needs names anyway, right? The information is most important.]
The cure for the venom has been completed. For those with the symptom of petrification the procedure is, twofold: a single dose transdermally applied medication as well as a medicinal beverage—those not demonstrating petrification need only ingest the latter. The transdermal medication is formulated in the shape of a solid sphere that will dissolve and subsequently effervesce to distribute itself in water--ideally for use in one of the various, lunar spas for a period of no less than 8 minutes. I…would advise drinking the beverage either after or at least 6 hours before the bath or else, make certain you are supervised…
[Dammit, Lambert. There is so much alcohol in that half of the cure.]
I will be at the small cabin just to the left of the entrance for, those who want to collect their medication—someone will deliver it otherwise. I am, additionally staying on the radio to answer any questions you may have.
[ooc: The cure is here! It's... a weird herbal alcoholic beverage (THANKS, LAMBERT) and uh. Basically the Ectoplasm jelly bath bomb from LUSH. Please call Herbert out on accidentally inventing the bath bomb. The bomb is purple and segmented on the outside and smells of citrus. Once it's been put in water it oozes diluted bright green slime with magic sparkles in it. It glows slightly. The slime permeates the stone and gradually turns it back to flesh. The drink tastes like drinking a herb garden and alcohol. It rejuvenates you from the poison effects and also you'll get drunk. Sorry, kids. Medieval Poland.]
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Plan on joinin' us, Julien?
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Aaah, maybe? The rock on me isn't like your rock. It's not as obstructive so I kinda think it's not going to go away.
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[He won't drown, he promises.]
Are ya sure? Doesn't hurt ta try.
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[Anyway:]
If there's like buckets or something maybe? This sounds like something that'd really foul up my feathers.
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Well, we could probably get someone not poisoned or drunk ta help.
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[You can hear it in his voice, he's feigning casual about that but he really wants to get back in the air.]
I may have tried and had to come in for an emergency landing.
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Listen, Ginko is gonna be here- why don't ya get him ta help?
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[Julien says this about most people. Besides, public channel; Herbert can probably hear.]
Really though, I'm fine. Didn't even need the healing factor! As risks go it was a super small one.
[Uh huh.]
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[What do you mean he's right here on the public channel too...]
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[He's super not.]
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[He's just as poisoned as you, Julien, he knows!]
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Why, people like you! It's so good to see new faces around.
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If there was a nursing staff in place here I wouldn't be having to do so much myself.
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Doctorates are impressive, kudos! It's just that here there's only one person officially titled 'doctor' and everyone else working the medical tent is 'nurse'.
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