[SECURITY CHANNEL] BACKDATED TO S2:D2

[osteothropy]

Hi. This is Sans speaking. For you newbies, that your boss, The Warden, in case you forgot.

We've got some intel coming in regarding potential threats from the Summer Court. Remember all those pretty folks from the Summerlands? It's like them, but a bunch of jerks.

We made enemies of a couple of them a few stops ago, in a place called Portland. So... watch out for any mysterious plants, or faerie dust. There's a few carnival members who they have unfinished business with.

Comments

[moonfang]

Wait, I thought the summer... wait, no. That's right. The Rose Queen and her lackeys are Summer court aren't they! So... shit like was in Portland, then.

[osteothropy]

Yep. Probably the same Rose Queen, too.

[moonfang]

Well, I mean.

We did make her pretty mad. And that crow guy, too.

[osteothropy]

Yep... whole lot of angry fae left in the wake of that mess. We might have to look out for that Ignatius guy too, but the prophecy in question didn't say anything about fire.

Still... can't hurt to play it safe.

[moonfang]

Yeah... it seems like wherever we go we kinda just piss off the local fae population. Fine by me, most of 'em are jackasses anyway.

But strong jackasses.

Where'd this prophecy come from anyway?

[osteothropy]

Another fae. Someone from the Summerlands, so... as trustworthy as they're gunna get.

[moonfang]

From a friend then. [a pause] Was it vague? Why are these things always vague.

[osteothropy]

It was pretty vague. Mostly just warning someone to think carefully about the last time they tasted the rose's thorns. Stuff like that.

[moonfang]

Tch. Yeah, that ain't very helpful at all. Why can't this shit ever be specific? "On friday someone will try to kill you with a sharpened spoon so watch out."