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[everybodypanic]

Wait a minute.

You mean that part about staying here and working for a year was actually true?

I thought I could just, you know, sign and leave. Like, hell no I wasn't actually gonna stay! Even if I did kind of break something.

[Jinx, that's not how magical contracts work. You really should know this by now.]

Can I get a do over?

[There's some unintelligible squeaking noises in the background. And Jinx just sighs.]

Yes, Kuro. I know this isn't the first time I've signed without reading.

[If only you could hear how hard she is eyerolling right now.]

Who asked you?

Comments

[everybodypanic]

Woah.

[Jinx looked on, wide-eyed and mouth hanging slightly open. They really went all out in getting this set up.]

Not bad! I like it!

[fortuneglass]

Mmmhm! The Engineer worked with Lambert-the Nightrider-on it...there's lots to do! They have things for sparring, basic training...you name it~

Now... [She floats to that obstacle course in particular.] I think you have to input your size here, so that it doesn't set up lasers that are too tall to mean anything, that sort of thing...

[everybodypanic]

Leave all that for later, just give me the Death March setting.

I wanna see some fire and explosions!

[insidescoop]

I'm going I'm going..!! You still have to put those parts in though, or it won't run!!

[Just humor her Jinx, she needs your he-] Oof, I guess I can guess...

[She had better hope she guesses right, or someone is coming out of this with singed hair. And more.]

[everybodypanic]

Yeah, you do that. I'll just go ahead and...

[Her body begins to glow increasingly brighter, making it harder and harder to actually see her frame. It's a combination of bright lights and sparkles, with her clothes changing into a different look altogether. Shiro and Kuro are here as well.

And of course, what transformation sequence would be complete without poses?]

Alright, so, where do I start?

[insidescoop]

[WOAH. Now that's flashy. Problem? Carly's back is turned. The whole time. She misses it all.

You posed for nothing.

But, she does recognize trope-based costuming when she sees it, so-] Ok, and....set! And-

HEEEHHH!? When did that happen..!? What's with those clothes..!? You didn't mention being 'magical' or anything..!! [ONLY MAGIC CAN CHANGE CLOTHES THIS FAST]

[everybodypanic]

Did you not see that whole sequence just now!?

[Seriously, it was good stuff, too. With poses and sparkles, too! Man...]

Ugh, whatever.

[Jinx was actually disappointed.]

It's more than just magic, I'm a Star Guardian!

[insidescoop]

I said I had to fill in your information to get this running, didn't I!?! [Geeze Jinx! Anyway. What with this being Before Noa's Announcement...

Carly just sort of stares with what is PROBABLY interest.] Oooooohhh... ...It sounds like something from an anime, 'Star Guardian'.... ...AH!! So you must be an interstellar defender, of some sort, if that's the case..!!

[Carly sounding like anime doesn't equate to anime-]

[everybodypanic]

That's exactly what it is! The interstellar part, not the rest. Me, Lux, and the rest of the team...

[The ones not important enough to mention by name]

We all travel the universe to fight in the name of peace and justice!

But really I'm just in it because I get to blow stuff up without getting in trouble.

[Well, less trouble than she would normally.]

[fortuneglass]

Well, at least you're honest about that. [She seems happy enough that Jinx is Embracing This, at least.] It's always good to have fun on the job! And if you're getting the job done, and having fun, then you shouldn't need another reason, I think~

[Carly she just wants to explode things-

Well, with a button press, the entire obstacle course is active. Moving platforms, jets of flames, various and numerous sharp unexpected Traps...] Ok!

Go for it-!~ Make sure to finish with a really cool pose for the Explosion~ [SHE WILL BE READY. WITH A CAMERA.]

[everybodypanic]

Meh. If this was a real job I'd be getting paid for it...

[Jinx sort of mumbles that part, clearly not too thrilled that she has to do all of this and not see a single cent.

I mean, it would've been nice. Protect the universe one paycheck at a time! Anywho, she stands by while the course is activated.

She's not disappointed.]

Now that's what I'm talking about! Just watch and be amazed!

[And we're off!]

[fortuneglass]

Well we do get an allowance... [Carly no. But hey- She grins, gives a thumbs up, and gets her camera ready! And she's a proper photographer so...Eyy.]

Ok~!

[everybodypanic]

[Jinx makes her way through the course, looking to run it without resorting to any flying or floating. Which is hard and she ends up forgetting once.

Or twice.

But anyways, Jinx she shows off that she's tougher than she looks and triumphantly makes it through to the end!]

See? What did I tell you? No problem at-

[And there's the explosion.]

... All.

[fortuneglass]

ANNNND CHEESE~! [Smile for the camera, you made it!]

[everybodypanic]

[Not just a smile, but a smile and a pose!

Oh yeah, she's got this Star Guardian gig down.]

See? No problem!