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[ Guess who’s got two thumbs and five bottles of faerie ale burning a hole in his inventory? This guy! ]

So, who’s up for a drink?

As a matter of fact, I do. Bring some food and I'll bring the ambrosia.

I’m already bringing faerie ale, you’ll have to make someone else do it.

[ a siiiiiigh like this is the hardest thing in the world. ]

Fine, fine. But try to remember to save some of the ambrosia for others.

Odds are half the bottle’s going into you anyway, isn’t it?

On the contrary, I'm taking charge of one of your bottles of faerie ale.

[ and then passing out in the grass like the useless alcoholic he is. ]

It's just going to come right out of you again! That's a waste of good booze.

Bring something weaker then! Otherwise, I'm afraid it's the ale.

The cookhouse probably has some wine we could borrow.

[ 'Borrow' like they're going to give it back, ha ha ha. ]

In that case, I might as well borrow some food from there also.

[ it's not thieving if you don't get caught ]