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[ Guess who’s got two thumbs and five bottles of faerie ale burning a hole in his inventory? This guy! ]

So, who’s up for a drink?

Can't handle your alcohol, huh?

D... don’t be stupid! I’m underage, so it’s not like I’d drink in the first place.

[Also yes, she 100% can’t.]

You're not old enough to drink? Says who?

The empire, and most civilized nations.

Doesn't sound too civilized to me.

What, is getting teenagers drunk your idea of "civilized"?

When else are you going to learn? When you're forty or when someone tricks you into it?

Edited 2018-03-21 20:44 (UTC)

Learn what? How to act like a complete idiot?

How to relax. You sound as uptight as an old granny.

I can relax just fine without the help of any intoxicants.

[Can't you hear how relaxed she is!?]