[PUBLIC] Day 42

[dorkypantsuit]

I'll assume no one made my obligatory bring a buddy announcement while I wasn't here, so this is that warning.


Didya miss me?

[LABOR CHANNEL]

Mandatory check-in, whether I know you or not.

If anybody's been slacking tell me and I'll work out a proper punishment.

Comments

[periphrasing]

Where the heck have YOU been?

[dorkypantsuit]

Home. For longer than I meant apparently.

[periphrasing]

Oh.

Well that's better than where Mari went that first time she disappeared, at least. Assuming your home universe isn't a total crapsack.

[Come to think of it, she... can't recall ever having asked Psi about his home? Hmm.]

[dorkypantsuit]

[He laughs.]

Crapsack is a pretty good way of describing it actually. Shithole, feces-trough, beast-leaving's bag. Any of them work.

[periphrasing]

[You better believe she is mentally logging those terms away for later use.]

Nyeh. Well, you certainly missed out on some craziness here. [Pause.] As I'm sure you can imagine.

[Like. It's the carnival. So of course he did.]

[dorkypantsuit]

Maybe, but my imagination leaves out all the juicy details, so why don't you tell me about it.

[periphrasing]

When was it that you left, exactly?

[She's gotta know where to start.]

[dorkypantsuit]

Uh... There was going to be a concert or something?

[periphrasing]

I assume you mean the concert in Wismuth? Yes. That happened, and true to form things swiftly took a turn for the worse. We got attacked by void creatures, a bunch of people were kidnapped and brainwashed into wanting to destroy the world with these new super powers they received... [She lists these off like she's reading from a shopping list.] Several of the people who weren't kidnapped ALSO gained super powers for a while...

[A lot happened in Wismuth OK.]

[dorkypantsuit]

...Sounds like a fun time.

[He says, sarcastically of course.]

Sad I missed it.

[periphrasing]

Well you did miss Lambert wearing sparkly gold short-shorts. I feel like that's something that may have amused you.

[dorkypantsuit]

[He laughs at loud, not certain he even heard her right.]

He wore what?

[periphrasing]

You heard me. It was part of his Guardian of Creation costume or whatever. Someone around her probably took pictures...