worldlyafflictions: (ch005pg23p3)
Shima Renzou ([personal profile] worldlyafflictions) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2018-04-24 12:48 am

[Public Channel] Radio Mingle, Day 48+ after closing time

'evening, Carnival!

Since we'll want ta help each other out while we're out here in the stacks, 'n since not all of us have been here years or however long you vets have been hanging in there, why don't ya introduce yourselves before ya read off anything interesting ya've found? Seems like a good time ta get ta know each other, right~?

I'll start!

Shima Renzou, reporting! And rright nnoowww.. [A pause and there's a shuffling of loose papers, possibly being rolled on or swum through.] I've found the biggest mountain of old newspaper clippings I've ever seen. Do Fae have newspapers? Ah, some of it might be poems--let's see...

"A few young sages one bright day..."

'Sages' is promising, right?

"Disputed, doth an old tale say,
Which is the prettiest part of women:"


Oooh...

"Some said the cheeks, and some the eyes,
And so they sought the beauteous Lais,
And asked her to award the prize.
The lady said, perhaps displeased,
These thoughts I cannot understand.

"If you could have them where you pleased,
I wonder where you'd put your hand?
'Twould be, you would see,
On their..."


...Oops, ehehe! I can't say that out loud ♥


((ooc: Mingle! This post is for sharing readings with everyone--dumb stuff, little plot stuff, 'anonymous' CR-related stuff to accidentally embarrass people in the carnival if you've found something on them, whatever your character might put on the air. Thread jumping encouraged! Shima will respond to anyone to who addresses him directly, feel free to show up just to roll your eyes at him.))
dorkypantsuit: (++vi)

[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2018-04-25 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an evolutionary remnant, they don't secrete anything anymore.

[Said very simply]

But pheromones is the answer you're looking for.
mylastchance: (021)

[personal profile] mylastchance 2018-04-25 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true...

[Should he refocus his search efforts to poetry then?]

Still I can't imagine it's very good if it's all written in rhyme.
soft_focus: (Well That Happened)

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-04-25 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Are bums bad!?

[GENUINE CONCERN]
soft_focus: (Extra32)

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-04-25 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
.......................p....ee...?

[She is Concerned, that's Gross.]
soft_focus: (son u gon get it now)

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-04-25 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
So butts are bad...........

[She's learning so much, in book world.........]
scientificist: (Focussing on Reagent)

[personal profile] scientificist 2018-04-25 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I only ask because my area of expertise is...humans, and our glands are not evolutionary remnants.
dontpokethat: i just want to leave so i am not around to hear it (before anyone says anything)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-04-25 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not really bad, Reira, it's just... kind of rude to talk about them in public.

[He is trying SO hard to maintain a straight face and be the responsible adult here, but also this is really funny.]
dorkypantsuit: (Default)

[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2018-04-25 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)

Don't remind me.

[Mammals...]

soft_focus: (Extra32)

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-04-25 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...So Shima is being polite...?

[She says it with dripping skepticism.]
dontpokethat: its because you dont believe in them enough (if the magic spells i wrote dont work)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-04-25 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
If he were being polite he wouldn't have made a big deal of how he couldn't read the rest.

[Also he's guessing that last word is not "butt" but Reira doesn't need to know that.]
soft_focus: (Extra27)

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-04-25 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[.....................................but]

....why didn't he just say it then...
dontpokethat: i will ever need to know (i already know everything)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-04-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Because then he could get in trouble. This way he can say he didn't actually say anything wrong.

But he still should have read it first, seen that it was inappropriate, and just not read it aloud.

[Hear that, Shima? Obviously he's not telling you directly, but anyway.]
soft_focus: (Extra45)

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-04-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
....Oh, so he's just scared of things.

[Such Disdain from this child.]
dontpokethat: talking with sass and causing a frackus (i love cracking wise)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-04-25 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Reading most of something inappropriate, suddenly stopping, and basically informing everyone that it was inappropriate after all isn't really very polite.
sunflowerfields: (I'll worry about you)

[personal profile] sunflowerfields 2018-04-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a good way of putting it.

[She's screaming internally.]
dontpokethat: because its less drama (i live at the bottom of the ocean now)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-04-25 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay well now he needs to stop and compose himself so she doesn't hear him trying not to laugh when he replies.]

That's one way of looking at it, sure.

[Ginko no]
pullingamiko: (u serious)

[personal profile] pullingamiko 2018-04-25 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[gross, lauren]

Right?? That sounds like way more trouble to write or read than it's worth.
scientificist: (Weird Science Boy)

[personal profile] scientificist 2018-04-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Would it be correct to assume you're not. Mammalian?
dorkypantsuit: (--xiii)

[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2018-04-25 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not.

[He can't even imagine what that would be like, troll woman and men having their young grow inside them. Disgusting.]

hippocarnival: (✮ 004 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2018-04-25 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's... it's more like what they're doing with it. But Ginko's right, he's just being rude. [At least someone gets not talking about butt touching in front of the child.] You don't have to listen to it.

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