worldlyafflictions: (ch005pg23p3)
Shima Renzou ([personal profile] worldlyafflictions) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2018-04-24 12:48 am

[Public Channel] Radio Mingle, Day 48+ after closing time

'evening, Carnival!

Since we'll want ta help each other out while we're out here in the stacks, 'n since not all of us have been here years or however long you vets have been hanging in there, why don't ya introduce yourselves before ya read off anything interesting ya've found? Seems like a good time ta get ta know each other, right~?

I'll start!

Shima Renzou, reporting! And rright nnoowww.. [A pause and there's a shuffling of loose papers, possibly being rolled on or swum through.] I've found the biggest mountain of old newspaper clippings I've ever seen. Do Fae have newspapers? Ah, some of it might be poems--let's see...

"A few young sages one bright day..."

'Sages' is promising, right?

"Disputed, doth an old tale say,
Which is the prettiest part of women:"


Oooh...

"Some said the cheeks, and some the eyes,
And so they sought the beauteous Lais,
And asked her to award the prize.
The lady said, perhaps displeased,
These thoughts I cannot understand.

"If you could have them where you pleased,
I wonder where you'd put your hand?
'Twould be, you would see,
On their..."


...Oops, ehehe! I can't say that out loud ♥


((ooc: Mingle! This post is for sharing readings with everyone--dumb stuff, little plot stuff, 'anonymous' CR-related stuff to accidentally embarrass people in the carnival if you've found something on them, whatever your character might put on the air. Thread jumping encouraged! Shima will respond to anyone to who addresses him directly, feel free to show up just to roll your eyes at him.))
whattaprick: (don't know why you're not h-a-p-p-y)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2018-04-25 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Found the dirty stuff already, did you? Guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
sunflowerfields: (Bye bye baby)

[personal profile] sunflowerfields 2018-04-25 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[yike]

Er... it might be a good idea to at least skim things before reading them to everyone, just in case it's inappropriate?
kingsroads: (your sea beacons suck)

[personal profile] kingsroads 2018-04-25 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I've found at least four different books about dogs playing sports.

[ Air Bud transcends all universes. ]

Anyway, the prettiest part of a woman is her eyes, I don't know why that would be up for debate.
soft_focus: (say what now)

[personal profile] soft_focus 2018-04-25 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's Here-] ....Why can't you say it out loud?
hippocarnival: (✮ 116 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2018-04-25 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Can he cover ears through the radio.]

It's--[How does he phrase this in a way she isn't going to ask??] Something only adults are supposed to look at. Don't worry about it!

[Don't ask why don't ask why don't ask why--]
starseedling: (she big)

[personal profile] starseedling 2018-04-25 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
... Do...

Do you still have the books about the sports dogs?

[Asking for a friend.]
dorkypantsuit: (?vi)

[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2018-04-25 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...But wouldn't it have to rhyme with see?

What's the rhyming scheme for this slam. Is it traditional to humans or fae?
hippocarnival: (✮ 063 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2018-04-25 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that really what you wanted to share...? [He sounds a little doubtful.]
dorkypantsuit: (++iii)

[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2018-04-25 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Dominance glands. Hands down.

Or up.
starseedling: (and that's when the clown pooped up)

[personal profile] starseedling 2018-04-25 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it their BUM?!

[Here comes Steven, out of nowhere.]
bananaspeedrider: (kinda lost)

[personal profile] bananaspeedrider 2018-04-25 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You know Yuya, I don't think you know kids like her as well as you think you do.

Also Reira, it's maybe because it's a butt.
hippocarnival: (✮ 140 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2018-04-25 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yugo, she's like seven. [At least pretend to be a good influence!]
spaghettimonster: arrt-jim-lad (HMMM.)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2018-04-25 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Bum doesn't rhyme with hand... Maybe it's just a very bad poem!

[He's helping.]
spaghettimonster: (HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU?)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2018-04-25 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I thought it would rhyme with 'hand'... Whatever it is, it's not monster poetry!
hippocarnival: (✮ 044 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2018-04-25 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen the poem. [He will confirm nothing over the radio.] But Shima said he couldn't say it out loud, so...
dorkypantsuit: (Default)

[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2018-04-25 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What's monster poetry like then?
pullingamiko: (yeah that's right)

[personal profile] pullingamiko 2018-04-25 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure ya didn't just want to tell everyone you found porn?

[She's just saying ok]
spaghettimonster: (THE DECISIVE ARTISTE)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2018-04-25 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... A lot like human poetry. But with our own twists! Like bullet punctuation.

[He is completely making this up.]
kingsroads: (really? well okay then)

[personal profile] kingsroads 2018-04-25 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
And the human term for that is what exactly?

[ said in a tone of voice that implies really, Psi should know better than to spout off alien terms and not get questioned about them. ]
kingsroads: (dude are you sure?)

[personal profile] kingsroads 2018-04-25 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I do. [ because Strange doesn't believe in reshelving things. ] Do you want Soccer Champ, Soccer Champ: Linebarker, Soccer Champ: Ice Paw-key, Soccer Champ: Pawession Of the Ball, or all of them?

[ he can't hide the small bit of amusement in his voice at the fact that this even exists in the first place. ]
dorkypantsuit: (++xvii)

[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2018-04-25 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The chest!

[Obviously.]

Actually, it's probably the best for men and women.
Edited 2018-04-25 19:02 (UTC)
dorkypantsuit: (++xvii)

[personal profile] dorkypantsuit 2018-04-25 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Bullet punctuation!

[Psi thinks this is possibly one of the greatest things he's ever heard.]

Now that would be a very entertaining poetry jam.
mylastchance: (016)

[personal profile] mylastchance 2018-04-25 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's more like a dirty joke than porn.

[And it's not even that funny.]
scientificist: (Come On...)

[personal profile] scientificist 2018-04-25 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What exactly do the glands secrete?
pullingamiko: (jazz hands)

[personal profile] pullingamiko 2018-04-25 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, he didn't say anything about how much further it went.

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