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Joker ([personal profile] pipers_son) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2018-05-15 06:44 pm

Public Channel - Day 59

[He really didn't want this to happen, but...]

I think it's time we start keeping a list of those who's disappeared, been taken, or is otherwise indisposed.

I'll start.

Lauren has been buried in the ground, somewhere, and Steven Universe has been taken by the Rose Queen.

[He says all of this blankly, matter of factly, and there's only the sound of a shaky breath at the very end.]
dontpokethat: im just chilling (hate when people say im lurking)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-16 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah. Well, he supposes that's to be expected, and switches channels to listen to Joker. Good thing nobody else is in the barn at the moment, although... he starts for his trailer, just to be sure.]

...Always seems to turn out that way with things like this, doesn't it.

[He doesn't know if that's reassuring, necessarily, but it is true. ]

I know you did the best you could. ...What are they unhappy with?
dontpokethat: everything gets worse forever (hey kids i know youre struggling now)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-16 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
When Susan stops being a badger...

[Just give him a moment to process this.]


What do you mean, how you treated him? And... I'm guessing going back for him wouldn't have been feasible?

[He's also just... assuming Lauren is probably still alive, somehow, because 1. fae shit is weird, and 2. if he were definitely dead Joker would have said so. He hopes that's an accurate assumption.]
dontpokethat: for all the drama and intrigue i have caused over the years (i am sorry)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-16 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...Mm-hm.

[Sorry Joker, that might be a little hard to read, but... well, to be fair, he's still figurig out what to think of all this.]

Punish them for what?
dontpokethat: because i have something to prove (no i didnt drop all this on the floor)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-16 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Why are teenagers so dumb]

Yeah, see, that... that seems pretty punishment-worthy. [And no doubt, whatever Joker had in mind would be less horrifying than the Rose Queen's idea of a suitable punishment.

Like. You know, burying him.]


Damn. [He lets out a breath, pressing his knuckles to his forehead.] What a mess.

...We'll find a way to get them back.
dontpokethat: and make long hissing noises at anyone who stands in your way (do whatever you want to do)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-16 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah?

[Boy he doesn't like where this is going. Fortunately, he's reached his trailer now and steps inside, quietly relieved that Tanyuu is out at the moment.]
dontpokethat: its because you dont believe in them enough (if the magic spells i wrote dont work)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-16 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ah.

Of course they did.

[Dammit.]
dontpokethat: i dont care if i am (dont correct me if im wrong)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-16 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah you sure as fuck do, Joker. But... well, he can't very well blame him for not wanting to leave when nobody else would. Just so long as he wasn't just throwing himself into the line of fire again.]

...Yeah. I do.

[He wishes he didn't, but. Here he is.]

Then... Steven isn't hurt, at least, right?

[And they can get him back. Probably. Hopefully.]
dontpokethat: goodbye forever (ive already forgotten what you said)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-17 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's... something. [The Rose Queen's influence can be broken, he knows that much. ...He just hopes they don't have to set Steven's face on fire to do it.

And that they can... you know, get him back to begin with.

He sighs, sitting back on his bed and pushing a hand through his bangs.]


Can't say I'm too surprised. [He doesn't know Yuya particularly well, really, but from what he's seen of him...] He seems like the type not to accept leaving anyone behind, even if it's the only option.
dontpokethat: because i have something to prove (no i didnt drop all this on the floor)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-17 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...I know you didn't.

[He'd be shocked if Joker was any kind of okay with that.]

But you had to get the others out safely. You did the best you could, under the circumstances.

[He's sure of that much.]
dontpokethat: no matter how cool the blue light is (the trick with bug zappers)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-17 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Give them some time to cool down. Maybe they'll realize it on their own.

[That can't be guaranteed, of course, but... leaving them for now is probably better than pushing the issue, in any case.]

Don't worry about it. I'll keep my radio on in case you need to talk more, okay?

[By which he means, please keep calling him every so often while you're stuck out there.]
dontpokethat: now that ive changed the meaning of really well to the opposite of what it means in my head (things are going really well for me)

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-17 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not. But, I would if you said you wanted to take a break, or talk about something different.

[He knows you, okay, Joker.]

Sure. I can do that.
dontpokethat: so as long as i dont look at anything i dont have to believe anything (you have to 'see it to believe it')

[personal profile] dontpokethat 2018-05-17 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Only seems fair, given how much Joker does it to him.]

Sounds like it. I'll make sure she doesn't try anything rash; don't worry.

[Any more than he already is, at least.]