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[dorkypantsuit]

The Psionic here with a very important announcement.

The sense of camaraderie in our department is at an all time low. So, to fix this, attendance at Rex the Rat's birthday party is now mandatory for all Labor Department members. Also I will be bringing twister and you absolutely will have to play.

Chiaki may have gotten out of planning, but Lars, don't think you won't have to make the food still. And I think we have someone new so if your name is Adrien and you're listening to this, please go ahead and publicly introduce yourself. Yes you will have to come to the party.

If anyone knows any party games that will force people to get up close and personal, I'm open to suggestions.

Comments

[mossbuds]

Auuugh! No! The business that was agreed upon by you and I in private!!

Whyyyy are you doing this to meeee...

[dorkypantsuit]

Well I can't make the actual cooks do extra work for something I'm doing just for the labor crew. And you are the only person I have power over who I know can cook.

So I guess that's why I'm doing this to you.

[mossbuds]

I mean talking about it!! Over the public radio! It's nobody's business! I just wanna do my thing without people knowin' about it! Is that so much to ask?!

[dorkypantsuit]

I mean... If someone asks me who made the food what would I say?

[mossbuds]

I dunno!! How about "I did, thanks"?! "Someone in the cookhouse"!? "Mind your business"??? "I have no idea"?????

[dorkypantsuit]

I'm... Sorry? Is cooking bad where you come from?

[mossbuds]

No!! It's just—ugh! I...

Look, if you wanna know, w-we're... gonna have to talk about it alone.

[dorkypantsuit]

Okay well... It's just me and Grubbin in the trailer right now. If you want to come over?

[mossbuds]

[Lars feels further seized by panic for...... some reason. TIME TO BACK OUT]

You know, whatever, it's too late anyway, there's no point in explaining!! It's already out there!

Also, you're literally insane if you think I'm gonna be playin' Twister. I'll break my own back on purpose t'get outta it if I have to.

[dorkypantsuit]

[no more twister arguments.]</small? Just get over here and tell me what's wrong!

[mossbuds]

Fine!! Criminy!

======> In Person?

[dorkypantsuit]

Good!