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[dorkypantsuit]

The Psionic here with a very important announcement.

The sense of camaraderie in our department is at an all time low. So, to fix this, attendance at Rex the Rat's birthday party is now mandatory for all Labor Department members. Also I will be bringing twister and you absolutely will have to play.

Chiaki may have gotten out of planning, but Lars, don't think you won't have to make the food still. And I think we have someone new so if your name is Adrien and you're listening to this, please go ahead and publicly introduce yourself. Yes you will have to come to the party.

If anyone knows any party games that will force people to get up close and personal, I'm open to suggestions.

Comments

[dorkypantsuit]

Ginko if no one wants to do the alternative with you I really don't feel like it's much of an alternative anymore.

[dontpokethat]

Someone might want to. We can just wait and see.

[Otherwise he can just sit alone in silence, which sounds like a perfectly good plan to him.]

[dorkypantsuit]

Okay, but you still have to come play twister with me.

[dontpokethat]

Why are you so determined to make me injure myself?

[dorkypantsuit]

Ginko, All you have to do is step on spots. It is not hard to play without injuring yourself!

[dontpokethat]

You mean you have to step on spots that put you in increasingly uncomfortable positions, that get harder to maintain as it goes on. I know how this goes, and it can only end badly.

[dorkypantsuit]

Yes you might fall over, but you're not going to get any kind of serious injury! And if you do I'll give you prize or something to make you feel better, okay?

People play games like this all the time without getting hurt!

[dontpokethat]

Fine, alright, maybe I won't get hurt. [Maybe. He doubts it.] But I still don't want to do this.

And, for the record, I don't need a prize if I get hurt, I'm not a child.

[dorkypantsuit]

[HUGE EYEROLL]

Are you sure? Because you're doing a really good impression right now.

[dontpokethat]

I--!

[FUCKING RUDE]

I just don't want to play Twister, this shouldn't be such a big deal!

[dorkypantsuit]

I completely agree.

[dontpokethat]

Then let me sit it out. I'll still be at the party.

[dorkypantsuit]

[He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.]

I feel like sometimes you forget that I'm technically your boss.

[dontpokethat]

[...Okay yeah he might forget that sometimes.]

Why use your authority for things like making me play party games?

[dorkypantsuit]

Because...

[He just wanted people to have something to bond over, was it that hard to understand? Was it just a stupid idea? Seeing people fail, or doing something stupid with someone else, that made a person seem more approachable didn't it? Maybe then if someone was lonely or feeling scared because of everything that had happened they'd find someone to reach out to, realize they weren't alone. Was it such a bad idea?]

Because I want people to be friends.

And if I don't make everyone play no one will.

[Which might not technically be true, but he didn't want it too look like he was just torturing the newbies or like he was being mean to them and nice to Ginko or...]

... Just forget it. It was a stupid idea anyway.

[dontpokethat]

[...Shit.

Shit, he did it again, didn't he.]

--No, it's... it's fine. It's probably a good idea, I just... I'll play.

[He still kind of hates the thought of it, but he'll do it if it's really so important to Psi.]

[dorkypantsuit]

[He really wants to insist he doesn't have to, that it really is a stupid idea, but he doesn't really have it in him to look that pathetic on the radio today.]

Alright.


And I'll keep trying to think of other games we can play instead and see if anything comes to me.

[dontpokethat]

Right. I'll... see you there.