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[dorkypantsuit]

The Psionic here with a very important announcement.

The sense of camaraderie in our department is at an all time low. So, to fix this, attendance at Rex the Rat's birthday party is now mandatory for all Labor Department members. Also I will be bringing twister and you absolutely will have to play.

Chiaki may have gotten out of planning, but Lars, don't think you won't have to make the food still. And I think we have someone new so if your name is Adrien and you're listening to this, please go ahead and publicly introduce yourself. Yes you will have to come to the party.

If anyone knows any party games that will force people to get up close and personal, I'm open to suggestions.

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[dorkypantsuit]

It's not just a rat it's a King Rat.

[chattypuns]

What's so royal about a rat?

[dorkypantsuit]

That's it's species.

[He clarifies with a laugh.]

It's a person sized rodent with about 6 heads.

[chattypuns]

And we're throwing it a party?? [That sounds terrifying, honestly. And he's seen some weird things before.]

[dorkypantsuit]

Favoritism at its best.

If you want to know why none of the other menagerie animals get party's you'll have to ask Ginko.

[chattypuns]

I think I'm okay not knowing.

whoops it's a threadjack

[dontpokethat]

[Too bad, Adrien.] Okay, first of all, the party wasn't even my idea, and second of all, Rex is the only one whose birthday we have any way of knowing.

Welcome to the labor department, by the way.

good

[dorkypantsuit]

But did you even try asking Slenderman his birthday?

[dontpokethat]

Slenderman doesn't talk.

[dorkypantsuit]

Maybe not to you.

[dontpokethat]

Are you implying he talks to you?

[That sounds dangerous, just saying.]

[dorkypantsuit]

Yes.

It's not true, but I'm definitely implying it is.

[dontpokethat]

Well, at least you admit it.

[dorkypantsuit]

Have you ever known me to lie?

[dontpokethat]

...Thinking it over, not at all. Guess that's one of your good points. ...Most of the time, anyway.

[There are some things Ginko never wanted to know.]

[chattypuns]

Thank you? [He thinks, at least. He's not so sure about the labor department now...]

Do I want to know what a "Slenderman" is?

[dontpokethat]

Maybe not, but you'll probably see him at some point anyway. Looks like a really tall person in a suit, with no face, though you aren't supposed to look at him for too long, anyway... sometimes he teleports out of his enclosure, which is pretty inconvenient.

screaming threadjack!

[showmystar]

INCONVENIENT??? You call that INCONVENIENT?!

[dontpokethat]

Well, yeah. It's not like he's ever hurt anyone; mostly he just appears in my trailer and tries to get me to play with him when I'm trying to sleep.

[dorkypantsuit]

Do you two play together frequently?

[ophidiarex]

Lots.

[He's huddled under an umbrella, watching Emily meditate, but he closes his eyes to focus.]

"'And he taught us what Slenderman likes,' says Emily."

[dorkypantsuit]

Oh really? And what sorts of play does Slenderman like best?

[ophidiarex]

Ball.

[dontpokethat]

I mean, yes. He starts acting out if I don't.

[dorkypantsuit]

I'm jealous. Just how many people do you play with in bed?