intro | day 104

[tacosgay]

Listen.

[The voice that comes over the public channel is... odd, and new to most folks here. He pauses for a bit, as if that's the entire thought-- but, sure enough, he follows it with an obviously annoyed question.]

So we're just kind of... here, because they say so? Like... this can't be legal, can it? Has anybody tried talking to the fuckin' police about this?

[As he speaks, he gets increasingly irritated, his voice breaking.]

I'm gonna be real with you guys: I've got half a mind to just kinda magic my way out, except I'm pretty sure the Ringleader or whatever would come after me. Is that a thing?

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[tacosgay]

Ohhh. Oh, okay, I get it now: you're crazy!

[squeedlyspooch]

What?? I'm not crazy! I'm AMAZING! SO AMAZING!

[tacosgay]

Hey, hey, simmer down, it's cool. I mean, I'm definitely no paragon of sanity, so hey, that's a thing.

[squeedlyspooch]

Don't be ridiculous! I am the sanest person here, you fool!

[tacosgay]

Okay, my man, I'm not gonna argue that.

[squeedlyspooch]

Hah! Good. Another victory for ZIIIM! [He'll add it to his ever-growing list.]