intro | day 104

[tacosgay]

Listen.

[The voice that comes over the public channel is... odd, and new to most folks here. He pauses for a bit, as if that's the entire thought-- but, sure enough, he follows it with an obviously annoyed question.]

So we're just kind of... here, because they say so? Like... this can't be legal, can it? Has anybody tried talking to the fuckin' police about this?

[As he speaks, he gets increasingly irritated, his voice breaking.]

I'm gonna be real with you guys: I've got half a mind to just kinda magic my way out, except I'm pretty sure the Ringleader or whatever would come after me. Is that a thing?

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[tacosgay]

Oh, no no, not out of myself-- eeehhh, well, I suppose I could do something with polymorph. I was talking about borrowing something else's tentacles.

[wild_magic]

Yeah, polymorph is how I could do it too!

I don't think I know any spells where you borrow tentacles... [And he's not sure his brother would like that kind of magic.]

[tacosgay]

Oh, I can name a few, my magic amigo. They're out there.

[wild_magic]

Is it like... Necromancy? [As a sorcerer he doesn't know a lot about how magic works or is classified, honestly, but he knows that necromancy is Bad from what his brother's told him.]

[tacosgay]

Nnnnno. No, it's conjuration magic. Why would it be necromancy? I mean, I guess if you tried to summon something tentacled and dead...

[wild_magic]

I don't know, it just sounded like the kind of thing my brother doesn't like. And he doesn't like necromancy.

[tacosgay]

Ah. Yeah, no, necromancy is bad stuff, no doubt about that. But a nice set of tentacles can come in real handy sometimes.

[wild_magic]

Do they just do whatever you tell them to?

[tacosgay]

Yeah, I mean, I can command them, but they mostly do their own thing.

[wild_magic]

That's really cool... Are they strong? 'Cause, normally I just use fire or lightning but that sounds pretty neat too.

[tacosgay]

Hell yeah, they're strong! What'd you think, I'd borrow some elder god's appendages, and they're just like wet noodles?

[wild_magic]

I thought maybe they'd just flail around or something! I know if my arms just got summoned somewhere I'd be really confused and just wave them around.

[tacosgay]

[Taako actually laughs at that.]

Yeah, okay, fair point! I guess they must be pretty chill with it, though, otherwise they probably wouldn't listen to me at all, huh?

[wild_magic]

I guess not! How do tentacles listen, anyway, do they have ears on them too?

[tacosgay]

... huh.

[He... never thought about that before. He's actually pretty confused now.]

That is a good question. How do tentacles hear... mmmmnmnmm. I don't know.

[wild_magic]

It must be magic. [Obviously. That's the answer to just about everything, in his opinion. Especially magically summoned tentacles.]

[tacosgay]

... well when you put it like that, it kinda seems obvious, huh.

[wild_magic]

[He laughs at that.]

It's still weird, though. I don't know if I'd like to be able to hear out of my legs.

[tacosgay]

Maybe not, yeah. Either way, I've gotta say, this spell just got a whole lot weirder for me to cast, and it was already pretty weird.

[wild_magic]

Is that good or bad?

[tacosgay]

I don't know. I'll get back to you on that.