intro | day 104

[tacosgay]

Listen.

[The voice that comes over the public channel is... odd, and new to most folks here. He pauses for a bit, as if that's the entire thought-- but, sure enough, he follows it with an obviously annoyed question.]

So we're just kind of... here, because they say so? Like... this can't be legal, can it? Has anybody tried talking to the fuckin' police about this?

[As he speaks, he gets increasingly irritated, his voice breaking.]

I'm gonna be real with you guys: I've got half a mind to just kinda magic my way out, except I'm pretty sure the Ringleader or whatever would come after me. Is that a thing?

Comments

[tacosgay]

Well... mostly the first one. Also, we get paid to do it, so that's nice.

[whattaprick]

If it was an easy job, people would be taking out their own magical trash. Getting paid just seems fair.

[tacosgay]

You have an excellent point. This shit is not easy. I literally died, like, ten times last time we went after one of 'em, it sucked.

[whattaprick]

Must be a glutton for punishment.

[ Not like he's one to talk ... ]

[tacosgay]

Hey, man, it's for the greater good and all that, am I right?