PUBLIC CHANNEL -- DAY 138

[dorkypantsuit]

[He feels like shit, but he is still a supervisor...]

Mandatory check-in.

Name, department, and health status.

Comments

[espigeon]

[The Carnival stuff seems kinda like it happened a long, long time ago.]

...shit I can't remember my job, in my defense I was only doing it for a couple days clothes and makeup there we go, I just had to start talking about it. Ugh.

[dorkypantsuit]

Does that mean you are injured then?

[espigeon]

Yeah. Not too bad. Steam burns kind of thing, I'm gonna lose a bunch of feathers and growing them back is gonna be obnoxious, but it didn't hit my lungs. Also I can heal, I've got this.

[dorkypantsuit]

If you can heal, then make sure you do.

Don't try and 'save it' for someone who needs it 'worse.'

[espigeon]

I wouldn't! It doesn't even work that way. You must get a lot of martyrs here.

[Julien sure isn't one. Or, well. Why martyr himself by suffering from injuries when he's already tried martyring himself by turning into things and not being able to turn back?]

It's a purely selfish and unlimited, um, re...source?

[dorkypantsuit]

Good. And yeah. There are.

[He might be kind of included there.]

It's annoying.

[espigeon]

Sounds like. Well, if you want you can go and chalk me up as the one person who's got hurt but is actually going to be fine. I could even prove it but probably not for a couple days.

[dorkypantsuit]

I'll take your word for it.

Just don't make me regret that.

[espigeon]

Not planning on it! If I collapse it'll be part of a ploy for attention, I have no interest in involuntary succumbing to injuries.

...That was a joke, I wouldn't collapse anyway. It'd just get my feathers gross.

[dorkypantsuit]

Not even as part of a desperate grab at attention?

[espigeon]

Nnnnnn....

No. No, look, you don't understand how hard it is to get dirt out of white feathers. Especially mud! I would stagger and carefully not fall. And then I would ask for help, in case someone thought I was fine. I don't suffer stoically well.

[He totally suffers stoically, it just has to be over big things, or if there's worse happening.]