PUBLIC CHANNEL -- DAY 138

[dorkypantsuit]

[He feels like shit, but he is still a supervisor...]

Mandatory check-in.

Name, department, and health status.

Comments

[dorkypantsuit]

Good. And yeah. There are.

[He might be kind of included there.]

It's annoying.

[espigeon]

Sounds like. Well, if you want you can go and chalk me up as the one person who's got hurt but is actually going to be fine. I could even prove it but probably not for a couple days.

[dorkypantsuit]

I'll take your word for it.

Just don't make me regret that.

[espigeon]

Not planning on it! If I collapse it'll be part of a ploy for attention, I have no interest in involuntary succumbing to injuries.

...That was a joke, I wouldn't collapse anyway. It'd just get my feathers gross.

[dorkypantsuit]

Not even as part of a desperate grab at attention?

[espigeon]

Nnnnnn....

No. No, look, you don't understand how hard it is to get dirt out of white feathers. Especially mud! I would stagger and carefully not fall. And then I would ask for help, in case someone thought I was fine. I don't suffer stoically well.

[He totally suffers stoically, it just has to be over big things, or if there's worse happening.]