PUBLIC CHANNEL - DAY 157

[whattaprick]

Nightrider Lambert here. In case you haven't heard by now: the things on Kerner Island eat settled daemons. So find somewhere else to take a daytrip. If you go anyway, do me a favor and keep your radio on you. That way we can all hear what it sounds like when a soul gets eaten.

[ He's about to leave it on that cheerfully sarcastic note, but then the faint sound of a female voice chimes in, scolding. For those who've met her, they'll recognize it as Lambert's daemon, the golden-eyed polecat that wears a hawk's shape outside the carnival. ]

Lambert! You didn't have to say it like that!

[ It doesn't seem to shame him one bit, though, since Lambert's going to keep right on talking: ]

For those of you whose daemon hasn't settled yet, that doesn't mean you get to be an idiot about going out there. Slipping and breaking your neck would be a stupid way to die. That said, if you're interested in doing some nightrunner work--

Come find us! [ The daemon interrupts again, louder this time, and there's a brief sound of a scuffle before her voice finally comes through loud and clear. Now it's Lambert who sounds more distant (and distinctly annoyed), though she talks right over him. ] We've got a map and other things you can use!

[ ooc: Lambert and his daemon will both be replying to his post (and probably fighting over the radio button, honestly). For ease of clarity, her responses will be in italics! ]

Comments

[whattaprick]

Oh, believe me, she definitely cares about you.

[ Even over the radio, Lambert's shit-eating grin is audible. Despite the grimness of the prospect of potential soul-eating at hand, there's never an inappropriate time to give people shit about their relationships. ]

[mirrortide]

[The look she's giving could probably kill a small, defenseless animal. Thankfully, Lambert is not that, and a radio has no video function.]

I never said she didn't. I just said that she won't care if I go to that island.

[whattaprick]

[ Jackpot ]

Maybe not. But she will care if you get fucked up.

So don't.

[mirrortide]

Didn't plan on it, but thanks for the advice.

[whattaprick]

Always happy to help.

Speaking of which, if you're that set on going, I've got a map of the place. Not sure how accurate it is, but better than nothing, right?

[mirrortide]

I don't need a map. [She can fly??? loser. Have you ever seen a flying bear before, Lambert? It's probably pretty rad.]

[whattaprick]

[ Fun fact: Lambert doesn't have any idea what Lapis can do with her powers, like, at all, because it's never come up ever. ]

Hey, suit yourself. Just figured I'd put it out there.

[mirrortide]

[well if hes such friends with peridot maybe he should ask HER about lapis super cool powers!!!]

Your offer has been noted, and promptly thrown away.