atouts: (037; three of pentacles)
john childermass ([personal profile] atouts) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2017-09-09 07:12 pm

PUBLIC CHANNEL - D158

[ And now for something unrelated to Pokemon, faeries, and even Greysol, delivered in his more or less constant deadpan, as if this news, in particular, is somehow as exciting as watching paint dry. ]

If you are a carnival worker who has been given an extra job under the Acquisitioner, I would highly suggest answering this as soon as you possibly can. Failing that, I will come find you.

[ Definitely not a threat... right? It doesn't sound like one, honestly, but considering he can show up anywhere that has enough shadows in it, well... ]

For the rest of you, and assuming there are some who are new among you, this is John Childermass. I've been promoted from magician to a supervisory role. If you are in need of something being collected for you that the carnival is currently unable to provide, submit a request through your supervisor.

If you are lacking in one, we can work something else out. [ And here, there's a pause. A very, very short one, but one nonetheless. ] Assuming, of course, that you aren't a blatant troublemaker or asking for anything ridiculous.

[ That's all, folks. You are now free to continue on with your day. ]
whattaprick: (i activate my trap card)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2017-09-16 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You should, because I am. [ Yeah she sounds super smug, and she's going to take that compliment and ham it up for Childermass whether Lambert likes it or not. ]

You've heard about the party for that girl, haven't you? Come find us there and I'll tell you about it.
Edited 2017-09-16 16:37 (UTC)