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[atouts]

[ And now for something unrelated to Pokemon, faeries, and even Greysol, delivered in his more or less constant deadpan, as if this news, in particular, is somehow as exciting as watching paint dry. ]

If you are a carnival worker who has been given an extra job under the Acquisitioner, I would highly suggest answering this as soon as you possibly can. Failing that, I will come find you.

[ Definitely not a threat... right? It doesn't sound like one, honestly, but considering he can show up anywhere that has enough shadows in it, well... ]

For the rest of you, and assuming there are some who are new among you, this is John Childermass. I've been promoted from magician to a supervisory role. If you are in need of something being collected for you that the carnival is currently unable to provide, submit a request through your supervisor.

If you are lacking in one, we can work something else out. [ And here, there's a pause. A very, very short one, but one nonetheless. ] Assuming, of course, that you aren't a blatant troublemaker or asking for anything ridiculous.

[ That's all, folks. You are now free to continue on with your day. ]

Comments

[soft_focus]

...So you're my boss now?

[This is a Child speaking. A 'sounds more like grade 1' child. Welp.]

[whattaprick]

Finally. Does this mean I can get my cigarettes from you now?

[ PRIORITIES, MY DUDE ]

[kingsroads]

What?! Why am I just learning this now?

[ because buddy, the world doesn't revolve around you ]

[anti_nonsense]

[Well, at least this explains how all his stuff disappeared out of the blue.]

I'd help you move, but... it looks like you got it.

[Also, no she wouldn't.]

[destiny_key]

...Why?

[That could refer to so many things. Why would he want you to steal things? Why would the Ringmaster make you Acquisitioner? Why a lot of things.]

I mean, congratulations. But also why?

[hippocarnival]

Oh, congratulations! [Yuya assumes this is a good thing, anyway.] I guess you won't be performing at all anymore?

[moonfang]

I dunno, is "thief" under the Acquisitioner?

[prazerbutterfly]

You will come find them? Is there punishment for failing to answer your summons, Mister Childermass?

[Says the conman yet to out himself as a conman quite yet.]

[periphrasing]

Finally... It's about time someone stepped up into one of the vacant supervisory roles. Which trailer are they moving you into?