public channel; day 5

[disjunct]

Goood eeeevening, everybody! Junko Enoshima, proud to introduce myself! Guess what? I got hired as a tailor in addition to doing makeup, SO, hooray?


[ She briefly switches to a gloomy voice ] A- ah... it's going to be so much hard work, managing both at the same time... am I really the kind of person to stretch myself out?


[ And now, a metal voice. these icons are just for show ]
Hell the FUCK I am! Which is why I'm propositioning all of your asses right now! I was the world's Ultimate Model, I know the ins and outs of every style of fashion on a regular how-do-you-do Earth to the fantasy worlds we envisioned. I can make ANYTHING. You keep adding to a drawing I make in a little notepad for your request and I can DO IT.


Of course, I will bleed you dry for this service. My talents belong to the carnival itself and any necessary work I am to do. To use its materials frivolously would be against the rules, especially if I were to make you a nice outfit with fabric ordered for a costume.

As a new arrival, there is not much I have that some of you who've stayed longer have. I will barter for goods primarily, and information if you have something big to tell me.


Anyone who tries to cheat me gets an ultra-punishment! Bye-!

Comments

[insidescoop]

H-HEHHHH!!!

J-Just to be clear, you're asking people to only pay for things that aren't work and regular clothing right??? Like, special request things?!

[JUNKO PLEASE CLEAR THESE THINGS WITH HER BEFORE YOU RADIO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

.... 2/2

[insidescoop]

ALSO WHAT DOES ULTRA PUNISHMENT MEAN!?

[disjunct]

Yes, Boss-chan, that is what I meant! As an apology for marketing our talents, we'll make you something nice--! ♥

[ she's using the royal we. cries ]

And an ultra-punishment is something befitting the crime of stealing from the hard workers of the carnival, of course! Especially when they have so little!

[insidescoop]

We can leave that sort of thing to the Ringmaster you know..!

Actually, I think she'd prefer it, if it was something that bad.....

[Uh, anyway.] W-Well, as long as you're actually putting some of that pay toward replacing the supply....we can't just pull these supplies from nowhere after all, so don't get too carried away...

[disjunct]

Don't worry about it. I know my market! People with body shapes that don't fit regular clothing and want something special, to remind them of who they were before their changes. Replicas of old outfits. Glamorous outfits-- et cetera! And yeah, it'll come out of pocket for the right person who makes the right deal.

[insidescoop]

Eh-

H-He-Hey!!! Two out of three of those are normal things!!!

We're in charge of making the clothes to fit after those changes happen, you know!

[destiny_key]

[...Who even is this girl?

Still, Sora's in the tailor shop quite a bit. Better introduce himself.]

It's nice to meet you, Junko. I'm Sora. I help Carly a lot.

I MISSED THIS BC I CLICKED IT IN MY INBOX and didn't re-highlight it I'm sorry ;_;

[disjunct]

You do? What do you help her with, per se? Because you'll be helping me from now on too, in that case.

LMAO it's fine!

[destiny_key]

Um.

[He's raising his eyebrow at you. You just can't tell over the radio.]

Um, mostly just basic stuff. Cutting fabric, running errands... Sometimes I hem things. Stuff like that.

[disjunct]

Well, have no worries, because I'll be handling that from now on! [ If she were in person, she'd give a salute. ] Can make an entire shipment of clothes faster than a factory of underpaid children!

... hmm, no no, I'm being insulting. Underpaid adults.

[destiny_key]

[And now he's frowning.]

Well, I mean, I like helping Carly out. It frees up the tailors to work on the big stuff.

[anti_nonsense]

[Wow, this girl sounds nuts.]

Is it too late to get the old tailor to come back?

[disjunct]

The old tailor's still here, don't worry! But she's been run ragged since getting a new tailor-- aka, me-- who was so fit for the job I was hired on the spot!

Why? Want to file a complaint?

[anti_nonsense]

I don't care that much either way.

[She says, but she kind of needs clothes and alterations... It's hard to find or buy stuff when most of it doesn't fit around her wings. So against her better judgment, she'll ask...]

... What kind of information were you thinking of bartering for, anyway?

[disjunct]

As a professional analyst, I know nothing of this or any world. Things I could come to understand about the carnival itself. I kind of came in at a clusterfuck, so I didn't get a good rundown.

[anti_nonsense]

That so? [Rita sounds surprised. She was definitely expecting something a lot less reasonable.] Maybe we can work something out after all.

What does a professional analyst do, exactly?

[pipers_son]

[Good lord, is he glad that Cary got promoted and he doesn't have to do double manager duty anymore. Right now, poisoned and kind of just slowly dying, he's pretty sure that dealing with this kind of mess of a human would exhaust him.]

Well, we wouldn't want that, would we?

[What the hell is a punishment from this girl, anyway...]

Joker, stage manager here, so we'll be seein' lots of each other.

Ever designed things for folks with wings or multiple legs?

[disjunct]

Joker! What a name, it sounds so... appropriate!

-- anyway, I've always wanted to. [ very sincere ] And you'll find I pick up on the difficulty of certain crafts with relative ease... well not 'relative', perfect ease. What can I say? I'm a jack of all trades!

If you need me anywhere else, let me know!

[pipers_son]

Thanks, picked it myself.

[At least someone appreciates it...]

We'll definitely keep ya busy, at least. Somethin' new for every stop. Tailor it ta the audience, right?

[mylastchance]

Carly just does that stuff for free...

[disjunct]

This is about extras! Frivolous things!

[ She clears her throat and repeats herself from Carly's thread-- ]

"Then clothes they require as gifts for other people, no questions asked! Sexy lingerie! A mascot suit in case they're too ugly to work! A replica of the limited-run Are you Nasty? shorts from Panic! At the Disco! Clothes that aren't just clothes! Clothes for being hot! Clothes for being cool! Clothes for being yourself! That's the passion of clothing!"

[wild_magic]

But she's made us presents for people for free before too.

[disjunct]

[ Carly........ you seriously weakened her sales pitch by being nice.... BUT IT'S OKAY. ]

This isn't just about being money-money-money. It's about raising funds within the department so that we can make more projects come to life. We have a fabric budget after all, and to clothe all of you we can't always give everyone exactly what they want.

If you want to think of it as a donation for a really special piece of clothing... go ahead.

[wild_magic]

But we don't have money. When we go places the Ringmaster just gives us money to buy things with.

[sunflowerfields]

I really don't think there's a need for such language... but it seems like you're excited to be starting your new job! That's good.