Public Channel B20 [CW: General Fosterness]

[criticallyfucked]

Hahaha... uh. I don't usually ask for things, but I know swords aren't uncommon here... is there anyone willing and able to teach them?

I'll warn you I'm very stupid, so you'll probably have to beat it into me, but I'll repay your time!

I'll do anything you want... except die.

If that's what you want, you'll have to do it yourself! So don't ask.

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[tacosgay]

Anyway... I could definitely teach you the basics, stance and all that. Who are you training to fight, if I may ask?

[criticallyfucked]

Whoever is convenient, I suppose.

But is there actually a stance for something like me?

[That.... well, actually that doesn't sound fake so much as it sounds like something he somehow should have anticipated and didn't.]

[tacosgay]

Weeellllll... I mean, not that I know offhand, but I'm sure we can make some adjustments for your particular... arrangement.

[THINGS HE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT. He's so not used to Foster being a centaur yet.]

Listen, I'm bipedal, okay, I learned how to do it the biped way, but I'll do my best.