After Agents Attack

[dorkypantsuit]

345.33017 - Labor Channel

[For once Psi sounds rather serious when he speaks.]

Everyone check in, now. Do not make me come looking for you.

144.98750 - Public

Does anyone need help moving? If you're injured see Zecora, even if you think it's not that bad. Anyone with healing magic keep an eye out and an ear up for people in need.

I'm going to do a fly over and make sure no one unconscious gets missed.

Comments

[dontpokethat]

No I'm not, this isn't fine at all, shit!

[See getting shot was okay but THIS is unacceptable.]

Good. Good! Don't do that.

[dorkypantsuit]

[Psi frowns, but comes to a stop as he lowers himself and Ginko towards the ground. He's still holding him though.]

How much blood have you least? Is it lethal for humans?

[He guesses they're close enough to the medical tent by now that a quick walking pace is good enough.]

[dontpokethat]

[OKAY being on the ground is better. At least sort of on the ground. Ginko loosens his grip on Psi's arm and starts trying to squirm free of his grip.]

I don't know, some? It's not enough to kill me, I know that much. I can even still, you know, walk.

[dorkypantsuit]

But if you walk won't that make you bleed more?

[dontpokethat]

Uh... maybe. I don't know, probably?

[He pauses in his squirming for a moment, totally definitely not because between his injury and the whole flying thing he has to catch his breath. Nope.

Okay yeah no that's exactly why.]

It's not like it's that far.

[dorkypantsuit]

[He shakes his head, promptly ignoring Ginko's complaints.]

Don't care.

[dontpokethat]

[Ginko doesn't even answer that with words. He just groans, and, since his efforts to escape don't seem to be getting him anywhere, slumps against Psi's shoulder. Might as well focus on staunching the bleeding.]

It's not like I'm made of glass, you know. I've survived worse.

[dorkypantsuit]

Oh good! I'm so glad to know you've lived through worse than getting shot.

[That's... Probably the most candid you've ever heard him Ginko.]

[dontpokethat]

[That will probably sink in later, but for the moment he's still busy being indignant.]

I told you, it just skimmed me. It's not that bad, it mostly just hurts.

[dorkypantsuit]

Okay, here's a question. Do you know anything about what ypu were 'just skimmed' by?

[dontpokethat]

Well... yeah? We did have bullets back in Japan.

[Good job missing the point, Ginko.]

[dorkypantsuit]

Okay then, second question. Are we in Japan right now?

[dontpokethat]

....No?

[Squints. He's not sure if Psi is fucking with him here or if he's more fucked up than he thought.]

Is that supposed to be a trick question or something.

[dorkypantsuit]

[Oh my god Ginko. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE.]

No! The point is you have no idea what you were just shot with because these aren't the guns from your home! They could be poison, or iron, or something even worse!!

So don't tell me you're fine, because basically what you know here? It's shit.

[dontpokethat]

[Look he's not at his absolute most perceptive right now okay. Especially now that he is no longer A. running away from people with guns or B. an unknown distance in the air, so his brain is finally calming the fuck down.]

...Well, I sure don't feel like I'm dying.

[Just feeling, you know, sort of shitty.]

[dorkypantsuit]

You're a real prick, you know that?

[dontpokethat]

Kind of, yeah, but thanks for the reminder.

[dorkypantsuit]

[Ugh!]

You're supposed to disagree.

[dontpokethat]

Why'd you say it if you wanted me to disagree? I'd rather not lie if I don't have to, anyway.

[dorkypantsuit]

I said it because I'm worried and anxious and I don't know if anyone's died yet today. I didn't actually mean it and you shouldn't mean it either.

[dontpokethat]

...Guess I can't really fault you for that. Sorry for misunderstanding.

[And he's just not going to touch that last part, thanks.]

[dorkypantsuit]

This is why you need someone looking out for you! I can't do anything yourself.

[dontpokethat]

[Excuse you!!]

I absolutely can! I've lived this long, haven't I.

omg sorry for typos

[dorkypantsuit]

Miraculously enough!

NP i could still tell what was being said!

[dontpokethat]

Shut up.

[He tilts his head back some and squeezes his eye shut for a few seconds. Yep, definitely feeling shitty. Still probably not dying, but shitty.]