Okay! We've got a few more newbies so the mandatory ice breaker game is two truths and two lies! Say two things about yourself that are true and two that are a lie, and then everyone else well try and guess which ones are the lies. Got it?

I'll go first:

My blood is yellow.
I was hatched with four eyes and four horns.
Purple is my favorite color.
I'm a wanted criminal on my home planet.

[OOC: Respond with your own truths and lies and answer each other, or ask Psi about his. Threadjacking is encouraged!]

S-Something's wrong. Why--wasn't this stuff suppose to go away when we left Atlantis??

[Hello everyone! Excuse the abrupt message but someone is having a minor freak out. They had left Atlantis and oh was it a great feeling waking up with legs again but after putting his glasses on? Yuuri had realized that something was still wrong.

Namely the blue spots that still ran from the base of his neck down his arms and down his spine. Spots that were definitely still luminescent.

He's scrubbing at the spots as he addresses the network but yeah it's not doing a damn thing.

And there are definitely a pair of small goat horns poking through his hair but those he hasn't noticed yet.

Heh.]

Is this permanent??

[ Now that a day's gone by with nobody trying to put a hit on the Ringmaster, it's the PERFECT time to ask his creepy questions. ]

How many of you have died before, whether on your world or at the Carnival? You don't have to answer if you don't want to, I understand this might be a sore subject for some.

And if you have died, how were you brought back to life? Please try to be as detailed in your answer as possible.

[ just asked like no big deal, there's nothing weird about asking how people died in the slightest. c: ]

We have some new members to our group, so make sure you say hello to Miko and Viktor and make them feel welcome.

Without Silver around we may have to work a little more than usual, so try your best and let me know if you get overwhelmed.


Also we're going to have a yearly review, so let me know when you're free.

[Maybe if he slips it in there at the end there won't be too many complains.]

[Of all the things that Yuuri had expected to happen because he went to a carnival, getting apparently stuck with said carnival had not been on the list.

He was honestly waiting to wake up from this weird fever dream.]

Could..would anyone--if there's anyone listening--be willing to help me out? I'm not entirely sure where I'm suppose to be going. [A pause.] Or doing.

[He'd been given a trailer number and told he'd be a showman. Real descriptive.]

M-my name is Katsuki Yuuri. By the way.

[Someone's unsettled.]

[Not too long after Grandma Koel's message, Joker's voice hums out from the radios.]

This is yer stage manager speakin'~.

Now, I'm sure some of ya must be a bit nervous about the prospect of learnin' ta fight, and I hear ya. Koel's just worried about some of ya greenhorns and she'd feel better if ya knew how ta take care of yerselves. That last stop got us all shook up.

However, I know that for a lot of ya, it's bit much ta ask for, so I'm givin' ya an alternate solution. I'm still gettin' used ta the spell, but... I can make enchanted items ta help get ya out of a tight spot. Teleportation, s'what it's called, innit? They'll get ya straight ta the grove where us supervisors live, or at least that's what I'll try ta manage. Unfortunately, it'll only work while yer on carnival grounds, but it's better than nothin'.

If yer interested, just let me know~.

[507.50844: Entertainment]

...But, of course, all of ya in performance are gettin' one automatically. In case of emergency, it'll take ya right ta my trailer, where ye can hole yerselves up.

[The day after the Ringmaster's public address, the public channel comes alive again, this time with the voice of Koel Babic. Her voice is quiet, but firm.]

Good morning, everyone. This is Koel Babic, your Head Cook.

Starting tomorrow, the Warden and the Ringmaster has authorized an instructor to hold weekly basic training classes, after carnival hours. All employees will be required to attend the first meeting in order for the instructor to ascertain everyone's defensive and offensive capabilities; after this first meeting, only those who do not pass a preliminary assessment will need to attend.

Oh, and the Supervisors - myself included - will be more than willing to personally escort you to the meeting, should you somehow conveniently forget to attend. I simply recommend you don't inconvenience them. Absence based on injury or illness will be accepted so long as our Doctor, Zecora, has confirmed its legitimacy, but you will be expected to attend the next meeting if that is the case.

[A brief pause.]

That is all.

345.33017 - Labor Channel

[For once Psi sounds rather serious when he speaks.]

Everyone check in, now. Do not make me come looking for you.

144.98750 - Public

Does anyone need help moving? If you're injured see Zecora, even if you think it's not that bad. Anyone with healing magic keep an eye out and an ear up for people in need.

I'm going to do a fly over and make sure no one unconscious gets missed.

I know I've said it before, but please remember to bring a partner if you go off to explore this new world.

I know not all of you are used to this yet, so whether you're old or new don't hesitate to ask any questions. My personal frequency is 101.0110

[Should you want to talk in a more private manner.]

Okay. Now I don't know how any of you feel about this, but I'd really like to help the "human resistance" somehow. Unfortunately, the only way I can think of to find them is by causing a ruckus, and if that happens innocent people might somehow get hurt.

If anyone has any better idea I'd like to hear them. And if you think I'm being stupid, just save it. I don't want to hear about it right now.