You know, I vould absolutely love it if zomeone vould point me into zhe general direction of one Tyki Mykk. I haf a few zhings to discuss vith him.

[As pleasant as her voice sounds, there's definitely a hard undertone to the playfulness. One that promised potential pain or maybe just a light scolding. Who could really tell with her? ]

I zuppose, I should introduce myself to my fellow co-vorkers since I'll be vorking vith some of you... I am Rip Van Winkle, one of your new showman und I zhink...patrol. Hopefully ve can vork vell togezher.

[If it's possible to hear a fang filled grin over the radio...then she's doing it. But, at least she sounds pleasant?]

I look forvard to meeting all of you und don't be shy, I don't bite.

[Lies.]