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[dorkypantsuit]

Okay! We've got a few more newbies so the mandatory ice breaker game is two truths and two lies! Say two things about yourself that are true and two that are a lie, and then everyone else well try and guess which ones are the lies. Got it?

I'll go first:

My blood is yellow.
I was hatched with four eyes and four horns.
Purple is my favorite color.
I'm a wanted criminal on my home planet.

[OOC: Respond with your own truths and lies and answer each other, or ask Psi about his. Threadjacking is encouraged!]

Comments

[dorkypantsuit]

Basically! Though you're one of the few yet to see it all.

[hurhur sex joke.]

[dorkypantsuit]

Warden kills people trying to kill us. The Nightrider kills people because the Ringmaster says so.

[spaghettimonster]

Okay, then!

I don't know if your England has a king, but I can believe you met him.

[flashover]

No. A magic sword. Turns out my demon powers were sealed when I was baby, in the sheath of a cool sword... I had to draw it and my demon side came out.

Tch... Just cause he's my "father", doesn't make him my dad. He's a jerk and I'm going to put a stop to him.

[whattaprick]

[ This is punishment for not getting in that sacrificial lamb joke, isn't it. ]

I've got nothing against role-playing in bed, as long as there aren't real animals or kids involved.

[sunflowerfields]

It's true! And I miss him every day.

[dontpokethat]

[He would ask if Psi means mandatory mandatory, but. He already knows. Sigh.]

Uh... crap. Let's see.

I've had white hair for as long as I can remember.
I lost my eye in an accident when I was a teenager.
I have two brothers back home.
And... once I intentionally infected myself with a deadly parasite.

[dorkypantsuit]

Is it the crying?

[whattaprick]

[ That sounds like magic to him. Shitty magic. ]

How'd something like that even happen?

[sunflowerfields]

You got me! That one's not true at all.

[mildwildchild]

[SIGH.]

Fine, I'm a human. That's why I wanted to know if you actually killed humans.

Because I don't want to be killed. So please don't.

[dorkypantsuit]

How do you know he doesn't try? Trying can be real hard sometimes! Especially if you don't know whether or not you'll succeed.

[whattaprick]

[ Finally, something going right for him for once. ]

I have a hard time imagining you sitting down long enough to get out one book, let alone two.

[fragileandsoft]

Me? Ahh, lessee...

I got my bachelor's in astronomy.
I ran over a fire monster once.
I once got a job by walking into the interview shirtless.
I've got two albums.

[flashover]

Oh! So more like familiars, then! I'm the same way with my familiar, Kuro. He can't talk to humans, but I can hear what he thinks. Nice to meet you, snakes! Nice to meet you, snake-friend!

[osteothropy]

It's again the rules to kill people here, pal.

[sunflowerfields]

Twins are children who are born from the same mother at the same time. They're very special and very rare.

shhh he's wonderful

[mildwildchild]

Oh my god.

[He sounds both horrified and delighted, as teenagers do when they hear something scandalous.]

Did you really have sex with a goat woman?

[...he just blurts out, on the public radio channel.]

[puddingemote]

Are your best friends really all snakes?

[That sounds scary...]

[dorkypantsuit]

Do you like having your demon powers then, since it means you can stop him?

[dorkypantsuit]

You didn't organize parties.

[That's his guess.]

[fragileandsoft]

If it's the second quest, does that mean you actually beat it thirty times?

[flashover]

... Yeah. I do. I'm ok with being half demon. It gives me the power to help people. I always kind of figured I was different, anyway.

[mildwildchild]

It's probably against the rules to kill people most places, but that doesn't stop murderers!

[spaghettimonster]

He puts more trying into avoiding work than working! If no one points it out, he gets even worse about it! And, and...

[It occurs to him that sure, Sans ended their exchange with one of his bad nap jokes, but not before he said sorry. A couple of times.

Papyrus goes quiet.]