intro | day 104

[tacosgay]

Listen.

[The voice that comes over the public channel is... odd, and new to most folks here. He pauses for a bit, as if that's the entire thought-- but, sure enough, he follows it with an obviously annoyed question.]

So we're just kind of... here, because they say so? Like... this can't be legal, can it? Has anybody tried talking to the fuckin' police about this?

[As he speaks, he gets increasingly irritated, his voice breaking.]

I'm gonna be real with you guys: I've got half a mind to just kinda magic my way out, except I'm pretty sure the Ringleader or whatever would come after me. Is that a thing?

Comments

[osteothropy]

Murder's actually a bad one, so don't do that. The results are a lot less pretty than room and board for a year.

[tacosgay]

Well, I wasn't makin' plans for the year's activities, so don't worry too much about that, my guy.

[osteothropy]

Good news, then. We'll get along just fine.

[tacosgay]

Cool, cool. Well, I've local law enforcement on my side, so I'd say I'm starting strong here, huh?