intro | day 104

[tacosgay]

Listen.

[The voice that comes over the public channel is... odd, and new to most folks here. He pauses for a bit, as if that's the entire thought-- but, sure enough, he follows it with an obviously annoyed question.]

So we're just kind of... here, because they say so? Like... this can't be legal, can it? Has anybody tried talking to the fuckin' police about this?

[As he speaks, he gets increasingly irritated, his voice breaking.]

I'm gonna be real with you guys: I've got half a mind to just kinda magic my way out, except I'm pretty sure the Ringleader or whatever would come after me. Is that a thing?

Comments

[mossbuds]

Relax, dude. If I actually had a problem with it, I wouldn't have answered your question.

Anyway, everything that happens to everyone is different. The only constant is that it usually sucks and is embarrassing. First change I got was like—weird... purple frog eyes, and the teeth and tongue.

[tacosgay]

Ah, mmmmh, ahem... sorry about that. I get a little grumpy when I'm kept in a magical circus against my will, you know.

[Despite how sharp his words still are, he definitely sounds a lot more chill. Seems he just had a little fit.]

Sucks and is embarrassing, huh? I gotta tell you, I am not excited for my own to start.

[mossbuds]

Believe me, I wasn't walkin' in here anywhere near the vicinity of throwin' a party about it when I first got here. And I didn't wanna show my face, when the changes started happening. You get used to it, but... cuz you got no choice but to do just that.

At least there's usually always someone weirder lookin' than you are...

[tacosgay]

That's just life, though, am I right?

Well, thanks for the intel, I guess. At least now I've got some idea of what's gonna come along when my second magical puberty kicks in.

[mossbuds]

That's...such an unfortunately apt way of putting it.

[tacosgay]

I do what I can. If we can't change it, may as well keep it light and loose.