PUBLIC CHANNEL [D171, around 20:15]

[spaghettimonster]

Attention everyone! This is your Papyrus speaking. I have discovered... a library! By which I mean, I asked if there were books, and somebody led me here. Some of you, I'm sure, are saying to yourselves... "What's the point of this announcement? I don't read? Why are you telling us this, besides letting us hear your voice...?"

Well! That's really quite simple. Some of us don't sleep... at all?? Which makes the whole curfew thing kind of a nightmare. The not-dreaming, bored kind.

Thusly: I've decided to entertain myself, and all of you (who choose to tune in), with audiobooks! The kind where you can't fast forward, because it's just me, live, reading a book. But you can suggest books! I am open to whatever.

So catch me tonight! At curfew! On my channel! 172.79787!

Somniacs, disregard this whole message. The rest of you, I'm now taking questions and suggestions.

Comments

[spaghettimonster]

What a shame! I realize it's not your fault. Lots of people have to sleep.

[As multiple people have told him, the last few months. He's much more informed about it. To the point that, even if he and Sans get back into a comfortable cohabitation, Papyrus won't give his brother nearly so much grief about his sleeping habits again.]

So, I'll read from your book request first. That way you can hear some before you doze off.

[pipers_son]

Ha, I appreciate it. When this whole mess is done with, maybe I'll find ya a few more books ta read if ya like it so much.

What do ya think?

[spaghettimonster]

I like it! I've always loved reading.

And reading to an audience, I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner! This is a great way to while away slow hours.

[pipers_son]

Let's just hope Childermass and his lot can find some good books for ya when this is all done with~.

[spaghettimonster]

They surely can! We visit so many places. Why, just in this room, there's plenty of books!

And I'm getting distracted. I need to find a few more for tonight! We can talk books later.