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Lambert ([personal profile] whattaprick) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2017-11-12 01:14 am

B1, Day 2 [public channel]

[ There are a lot of things people need to do right now: help the Prince's servants get resettled, get started on figuring out who can work on a cure for the petrification, deal with the trauma of dying in a hopefully healthy and non-self-destructive way, show the new people the ropes of what the Carnival has to work with.

Instead, in the morning of the second day since the Prince was defeated, anyone on the radio gets this: ]


So, I've been wondering.

[ The Nightrider's voice, for those who recognize it, has definitely been better. It's a low, hoarse rasp, and the pause at the end is not just for effect, but to actually catch his breath. ]

Just how old is everyone here, anyway? Here, I'll start. I'm ... pretty sure I'm almost sixty. [ A beat. ] ... Maybe.

[ Why did anyone let this man have his radio back again? ]

[ ooc; Lambert's flat on his back in the medical tent for this, feel free to bug him in person and threadjack each other at will. ]
hippocarnival: (✮ 023 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2017-11-12 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Steven's fourteen too?!

[That was the important part of this, right.]
hippocarnival: (✮ 035 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2017-11-12 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say anything about that! I'm not going to just disbelieve it.
starseedling: (what is not enough fish?)

[personal profile] starseedling 2017-11-13 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but, um... I don't really age like a human! I've looked exactly the same for like five years!
hippocarnival: (✮ 073 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2017-11-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Is that because of the gem part? [Blue told him a little about gems. He's pretty sure Steven shouldn't be biologically possible, but he is, so there's no point contesting it.]
starseedling: (the creepiest pasta is lasagna)

[personal profile] starseedling 2017-11-13 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I think so! Gems don't really age... they're just made fully grown, and then they're like that forever! Apparently... growing up isn't really a thing for them.

So, now I kind of don't know if it'll be a thing for me either?

[He sounds a little concerned about it.]
hippocarnival: (✮ 089 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2017-11-13 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Blue said they don't have families like humans either. But... uh, you do, right?

[There's no good way to ask 'was your dad in Portland actually your real dad'.] You were growing all the other years, weren't you? Maybe you just have a strong baby face.
starseedling: (but everyone is so stupid)

[personal profile] starseedling 2017-11-13 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. My dad's human. But... my mom stopped existing, basically, when she made me. Because I have her gem.
periphrasing: (Howsit goin sport)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2017-11-13 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
See? Hybrid.

[Peridot you're not helping.]
starseedling: (when the chile is hella spicy)

[personal profile] starseedling 2017-11-13 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Peridooot...

[He groans plaintively.]
periphrasing: (Knock that shit off immediately)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2017-11-13 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Nyeheheh. Sorry.
hippocarnival: (✮ 092 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2017-11-13 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[That's basically dying, right? So his mom died when he was born.] I'm sorry.
starseedling: (eating a single dorito)

[personal profile] starseedling 2017-11-13 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's fine.

[He says it quickly and the slightest bit impatiently, as if this is something he's been over many times.]

She... she wanted to do it.
periphrasing: (Boring.)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2017-11-13 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I was incorrect. I have just now been informed that he may actually be fifteen years old, not fourteen.

Like that makes a big difference...
hippocarnival: (✮ 052 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2017-11-13 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's a pretty big difference when you're growing up. [Those are the awkward puberty years.]
periphrasing: (That doesn't seem legal)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2017-11-13 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't get it. Years mean different things to you humans depending on how old you are? A year is a year, how is aging from fourteen to fifteen any different from aging between like... how old do humans live to... one hundred and fourteen and one hundred and fifteen?
hippocarnival: (✮ 073 ✮)

[personal profile] hippocarnival 2017-11-13 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Because we grow faster when we're younger. It slows down a lot once you're eighteen, that's when you start being an adult.
periphrasing: (Lemme think about that.)

[personal profile] periphrasing 2017-11-13 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You do...?

Interesting. I had always assumed that humans kept growing constantly at an even rate throughout their whole lives. It's how plenty of other organic lifeforms grow...
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[personal profile] hippocarnival 2017-11-13 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess? [Yuya's not an expert on biology.] Dogs and cats grow kind of like that, too. They're adults in a year or something.

[Two years, maybe? Yuya's pets are all strays, but he remembers how quickly they grew up.] Eh, but if we kept growing until we were eighty we'd be huge...