cuckooed: (what)
Koel Babić ([personal profile] cuckooed) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2017-01-08 01:29 am

Public Channel - Important Announcement

[The day after the Ringmaster's public address, the public channel comes alive again, this time with the voice of Koel Babic. Her voice is quiet, but firm.]

Good morning, everyone. This is Koel Babic, your Head Cook.

Starting tomorrow, the Warden and the Ringmaster has authorized an instructor to hold weekly basic training classes, after carnival hours. All employees will be required to attend the first meeting in order for the instructor to ascertain everyone's defensive and offensive capabilities; after this first meeting, only those who do not pass a preliminary assessment will need to attend.

Oh, and the Supervisors - myself included - will be more than willing to personally escort you to the meeting, should you somehow conveniently forget to attend. I simply recommend you don't inconvenience them. Absence based on injury or illness will be accepted so long as our Doctor, Zecora, has confirmed its legitimacy, but you will be expected to attend the next meeting if that is the case.

[A brief pause.]

That is all.
fragileandsoft: (forgot for a second everyone hates me)

[personal profile] fragileandsoft 2017-01-08 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Like... fighting?

[ BOY HOWDY HE WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T COME TO THIS ]
fragileandsoft: (heaps and heaps of alien porn)

[personal profile] fragileandsoft 2017-01-08 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
But--

[ Except, there's no good protest. The fights have come to him more than once. ]

Is... is it really going to be like this...?
fragileandsoft: (forgot for a second everyone hates me)

[personal profile] fragileandsoft 2017-01-08 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mmh.

[ His reluctance is palpable. But he can't deny it by now. ]

I'm not the quickest study... but... I'll be there. [ By requirement. ]